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Every girl I’ve ever been with has muttered the words “I wish I had a dick to fuck u with”

#I’ve just got that pussy on me idk #pussy so good it makes you wanna grow a dick #lol #me core #her strap game is crazy tho 😛#fuck a dick I’d rather get strapped down any day of the week #especially by her #who said that #lesbian

Everyone’s trying to be so cool and hot and idk I just like spongebob idk what to tell you guys. You’re all trying to be gods and I’m okay with being a bug. I’m chillin

#thinking #me core

I looked at myself in the mirror and said “I look like someone’s pet girlfriend.” And she smiled and nodded and said “Yeahhhhh” like it was smth she’s been wanting to tell me for a while

#me core #I like her #gfs #girlfriends #lesbian

Computer how do I acquire someone else’s trust fund

#I probably deserve it more anyways #thinking

Yk when I was younger and heard of hangovers, I always assumed it just sucked for a little while until you feel better. No one told me it actually feels like fucking dying for multiple hours

#i do it to myself #oh well #never again that much tho omfg #I don’t even drink like that idk what happened #okay I do know what happened and it was really fun but still #Minecraft but every time you die you take a shot #terrible idea #it’s two days later and I still feel like shit #NEVER AGAIN

Can u tell which are mine

#me core #lol

Oh hello there

#hi little man #how’d you get in here #yay

Real autism is when you put on the 3 and half hour long SpongeBob cultural impact YouTube video and your gf goes Please Something Else

#I was into that shit too #thinking #me core #lol #i love my gf #spongebob #i love spongebob

New song of the week holy moly

#have you ever seen a star droooopp..#on the bed you dreamed about me now I’m here!!!!#and I’m begging you for harddd cockkkkk #ily ayesha #music posting

I like my girlfriend a whole lot

#my poor girlfriend #she’s so funny #I look at her like 😻 this #hello queer community #lesbian #bisexual

I was born on the new moon because my beauty was so special that the moon herself did not want to compete

#thinking #and that’s why beautiful women want me #and only evil men want me because they have the gall

Day so bad I’m wishing the uber driver WOULD kidnap me

#it might feel better to feel anything but this!#at least I’m not stupid enough to blame others #I’m so grateful I was given enough conciseness to know how to be kind even when I’m upset #this is something I should be happy for I guess #look on the bright side #me core #thinking

My favorite part abt having a gf who grew up very normal and not on the internet is the fact I can explain the most bazar, deeply fandom ass shit from like danganronpa or undertale to her and she will legitimately listen because of how fucking insane some of this stuff is

#thinking #me core #i love my gf #danganronpa #undertale #famdom #telling her abt the nagito cosplayer conundrum #or the undertale cookie incident

Cat is being so annoying I feel like the mom from the babadook

#me core #love him though #even if he pisses me off so bad and then won’t even let me pee alone #cat #my son

KEEP YOUR DISTANCE SHES UNSTABLE!!!! WATCH UR TONE AND WATCH UR MOUTH!!!

#the backseat lovers #I’ve been on this shit since I was 13 #me core

Sweetest cat ever btw

#cat #my cat #me core

shelbody

I don’t really believe in astrology but I have the costar app yk just for fun. I’m a 20 year old girl it was made for me. But anyway sometimes it does get SO specific it’s a little weird. Yesterday in the little “Do and Don’t” section, it told me to “Do portfolios.” My college orientation for art school was yesterday. This morning it says “don’t do name drops”, and i just think that’s the most unfair thing in the world bc i have so many names id like to drop today. Luckily I don’t believe in astrology.

shelbody

Also I met a handful of other art students and it’s just so incredible how people just like you exist in the world and you’ll never know unless you’re brave. I’m learning!

#I’m already having fun this is good for me

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