Cowabunga, And All That

The name’s Jocelyn, but you can call me Joce. Older sister to four teenage mutant ninja turtles. (Side blog for Jocelynships’s ROTTMNT S/I)

[shellshocked-blondie]

Mikey and our friend, Rose, wouldn't leave me alone about this. Leo and Donnie only encouraged them. And of course Raph was no help! He just sat back and laughed!

These boys are a pain in my ass, but I love them.

Anyways... might as well introduce myself!

I'm Jocelyn Cooper, or just Joce for short. I'm 25 years old, go by she/her.

I'm the turtles' older sister! Yes, I'm adopted. It's a... long story. But I'd do anything for my friends and family. They mean the world to me, and anyone who messes with them, messes with me.

But to keep it short and sweet, any friend of the boys, April or Rose, is a friend of mine and is welcome here!

Even if Mikey sometimes makes questionable decisions on who to befriend. Y'all know who I'm talking about.

Anyways, don't be shy, come and hang out with me!

[shellshocked-blondie]

Hey Jocie, why does Drax have one of ur mugs? 👀 Mikey and I went over to his apartment an hour ago and he had ur Metallica mug, I think it was?? I just recognized it as urs 👀👀

- @chaoticallypinkanswers

@chaoticallypinkanswers

*Joce turns bright red in response to the question*

I-I don’t know! The bastard must of stolen it from me! He doesn’t even listen to Metallica!

I’m absolutely not going over to his apartment for breakfast. Not at all! You and Mikey are looking too far into things!

[chaoticallypinkanswers]

... Well now I feel like that's absolutely a thing that happens.

[shellshocked-blondie]

Um… you have no proof? Where’s the proof!

Just because I may not completely hate Barry anymore and he’s my neighbor now doesn’t mean anything!

[chaoticallypinkanswers]

Bestie, i don’t need proof if you’re being sus as fuck! Mikey's already suspecting your asses, and I'm thinking of joining him!

[shellshocked-blondie]

Okay, maybe I did have breakfast with Barry this morning.

But listen, Mikey was hellbent on having us at least get along with each other when I wanted nothing to do with him. And now him and I are getting along!

And… just what exactly is Mikey suspicious about. Do I even dare to ask?

[shellshocked-blondie]

Hey Jocie, why does Drax have one of ur mugs? 👀 Mikey and I went over to his apartment an hour ago and he had ur Metallica mug, I think it was?? I just recognized it as urs 👀👀

- @chaoticallypinkanswers

@chaoticallypinkanswers

*Joce turns bright red in response to the question*

I-I don’t know! The bastard must of stolen it from me! He doesn’t even listen to Metallica!

I’m absolutely not going over to his apartment for breakfast. Not at all! You and Mikey are looking too far into things!

[chaoticallypinkanswers]

... Well now I feel like that's absolutely a thing that happens.

[shellshocked-blondie]

Um… you have no proof? Where’s the proof!

Just because I may not completely hate Barry anymore and he’s my neighbor now doesn’t mean anything!

[shellshocked-blondie]

Hey Jocie, why does Drax have one of ur mugs? 👀 Mikey and I went over to his apartment an hour ago and he had ur Metallica mug, I think it was?? I just recognized it as urs 👀👀

- @chaoticallypinkanswers

@chaoticallypinkanswers

*Joce turns bright red in response to the question*

I-I don’t know! The bastard must of stolen it from me! He doesn’t even listen to Metallica!

I’m absolutely not going over to his apartment for breakfast. Not at all! You and Mikey are looking too far into things!

[shellshocked-blondie]

Mikey and our friend, Rose, wouldn't leave me alone about this. Leo and Donnie only encouraged them. And of course Raph was no help! He just sat back and laughed!

These boys are a pain in my ass, but I love them.

Anyways... might as well introduce myself!

I'm Jocelyn Cooper, or just Joce for short. I'm 25 years old, go by she/her.

I'm the turtles' older sister! Yes, I'm adopted. It's a... long story. But I'd do anything for my friends and family. They mean the world to me, and anyone who messes with them, messes with me.

But to keep it short and sweet, any friend of the boys, April or Rose, is a friend of mine and is welcome here!

Even if Mikey sometimes makes questionable decisions on who to befriend. Y'all know who I'm talking about.

Anyways, don't be shy, come and hang out with me!

[chaoticallypinkanswers]

JOOOOOOOOOCE HI

I told you this was a good idea!! :DD Ur gonna thank me and Mikey for this, just you watch >:3

[shellshocked-blondie]

Ah, there he is, the mastermind behind this all…

Haha, just messing with ya, Rose. But I hope you’re right about this! I’m not really used to this kind of stuff.

Also I couldn’t say no when both you and Mikey were giving me the puppy dog eyes!

[chaoticallypinkanswers]

Yes, tis I! Thr clever mastermind behind it all! Thou shalt never know a peaceful day again!

How could you. We've weaponized that shit. Not even Donnie can say no to our forces combined. We will absolutely use this power for Evil. I say as if Mikey isn't currently trying to beg Leo to aknfjekckfjwkx

Snitches get stitches >:3

[shellshocked-blondie]

Oh trust me, Donnie has ranted extensively to me about you two using it against him. Terrorizing your poor brother with cuteness overload, for shame lol!

And I don’t even wanna know what Mikey is planning. Who knows what that turtle is up to half the time!

[shellshocked-blondie]

Mikey and our friend, Rose, wouldn't leave me alone about this. Leo and Donnie only encouraged them. And of course Raph was no help! He just sat back and laughed!

These boys are a pain in my ass, but I love them.

Anyways... might as well introduce myself!

I'm Jocelyn Cooper, or just Joce for short. I'm 25 years old, go by she/her.

I'm the turtles' older sister! Yes, I'm adopted. It's a... long story. But I'd do anything for my friends and family. They mean the world to me, and anyone who messes with them, messes with me.

But to keep it short and sweet, any friend of the boys, April or Rose, is a friend of mine and is welcome here!

Even if Mikey sometimes makes questionable decisions on who to befriend. Y'all know who I'm talking about.

Anyways, don't be shy, come and hang out with me!

[chaoticallypinkanswers]

JOOOOOOOOOCE HI

I told you this was a good idea!! :DD Ur gonna thank me and Mikey for this, just you watch >:3

[shellshocked-blondie]

Ah, there he is, the mastermind behind this all…

Haha, just messing with ya, Rose. But I hope you’re right about this! I’m not really used to this kind of stuff.

Also I couldn’t say no when both you and Mikey were giving me the puppy dog eyes!