#turtle fam

[purplesoftshell]

[hamatored]

who's your favorite brother ???

whst a warm welcomr !! i dont have a favoirte

[bettertwin9000]

One bit of the vid reminded me of a meme- I hope you don't mind that I did this-

SNRKSKSJSNSNSN

[bettertwin1]

Become marketable

-Kid anon

these r also in my inbox but these'll get more traction here lol

marketable plushies

[pixie-yuni]

Oops 😬🖌🐢

[usagi-miyamoto]

[ dumb convo i thought of based on that one tumblr post ]

raph: i know just how we can talk about safe sex 101 without making it sound borning, just title it somethin interesting like... oh! (takes out a drawing board and writes on it) this! (it says "How to destroy pussy in a god honoring way")

leo: (cracks up laughing) yeah that'll definitely make it interesting 😂

raph: hey, it's not funny, its supposed to helpful

april: (snickers) we get it raphie, but lemme try something to make it more helpful (takes the board and draws on it) there we go! (it now says "How to destroy god in a pussy honoring way")

leo: OMG THAT'S EVEN BETTER!! 🤣

raph: wha- NO IT'S NOT! that's missing the point of the leason! not to mention you're staying away from god!

donnie: true... but it strays us further towards pussy which is on point to a degree, we're teaching sex here, raphala

raph: (blushes and grumbles)

mikey: wait, would leo and i be teaching "How to destroy god in a cock honoring way" since we're mlm?

leo: yeah... but i also got a pussy so-

I actually don't remember this post 😅

But accurate LOL

[shellshocked-blondie]

Hey Jocie, why does Drax have one of ur mugs? 👀 Mikey and I went over to his apartment an hour ago and he had ur Metallica mug, I think it was?? I just recognized it as urs 👀👀

- @chaoticallypinkanswers

@chaoticallypinkanswers

*Joce turns bright red in response to the question*

I-I don’t know! The bastard must of stolen it from me! He doesn’t even listen to Metallica!

I’m absolutely not going over to his apartment for breakfast. Not at all! You and Mikey are looking too far into things!

[redangelofpreventingharm]

This is one of my fav screencaps of them. Just look at them!!! <333

From season 2, Air Turtle.