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Fun fact: if you’re a nazi or you associate with nazis I want you to fuck off and never come back. Dont speak to me dont even look at me just leave. Block me. Blacklist me. I wont miss you.
Additional Fact: Yeah the alt-right are nazis, don’t think ur hot shit like “haha, I’m a likeable alternative right-wing conservative hehe” ur a fuckin’ nazi and I want u gone, pal
Helleborus Winter Jewel // Onyx Oddyssey
Helleborus X Hybridus Winter Thrillers // Grape Galaxy
Chocolate Cosmos
Black Calla Lily
Asiatic Lily
Black Velvet Petunia
Karma Choc Dahlia
Just a few flowers I’d put in the “goth section” of my dream garden, alongside gargoyles. I’d probably throw in some Persian shield for foliage, maybe some other dark coleus.
I want all of these. And all of the coleus.
Support your friends’ resolutions, big or small!
Just to be clear on where this blog stands
I didn’t want there to ANY confusion.
Chewbacca has been around since Anakin turned to the Dark Side. Chewbacca has literally witnessed the whole Skywalker family fucking up the galaxy. When Ben was born, Chewbacca was probably just like :-)) can’t wait to see how this one fucks up
No wonder he’s always screaming
“Search him.”
The second time I watched tfa, this scene made me ask: does Poe know who Kylo Ren is? Does everyone in the Resistance know who he is? Is that what this is? like ‘I know your mom, I’m not afraid of you’? Because that’s exactly how I’d talk to this punk ass kid if that was the case.
I’m imagining members of the Resistance being captured by the First Order, and for months after Ben became Kylo Ren, they prefaced every interrogation/conversation with “CALL YOUR MOTHER, YOU PIECE SHIT,” or just heckling.
“Lightsabres aren’t supposed to sizzle like that! What a novice!”
“Oh my god, did you put two tiny sabres on either side of your actual lightsabre. Way to go, Captain Edgelord.”
“You don’t even need a respiratory mask, you hipster dumpster fire.”
“I didn’t realize we were in the presence of Darth Vader 2. Man, sequels are never as good as the original.”
“Nice cape, who picked that out for you, your mom? NO, SHE DIDN’T, BECAUSE I, POE DAMERON, AM HER SON NOW. BB-8 IS HER GRANDCHILD, AND YOU HAVE STUPID HAIR.”
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this is the happiest day of my life
Too soon
65 million years…
Get your rebellion out!
honestly… nineteen years old princess leia organa casually trying to bullshit darth vader, terror of the galaxy, that she’s on a diplomatic mission even though he literally SAW her getting the plans is my new fav thing about a new hope
raise a glass to freedom, something they can never take away
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*holds up plucked chicken* BEHOLD, A MAN
#unfortunately i understood all of this
You can usually tell who never faced any consequences for their actions as a child
Dog owner: I'm so sorry my dog doesn't understand personal space and is super heavy
Me: This is exactly what I wanted and me and my four broken ribs could not be happier
@shenanaganize daisy will be so happy this weekend
I can't wait. I'm off on Sunday too so I should get to enjoy it with them. Pumpkin will probably hate it though @keepingupwiththekenyans
In a dream, your mother’s garden flourishes and she smiles and her hands never know the taste of rot. In a dream, you take God off the shelf, shake the dirt from his shoulders. He’s smaller than he once was. You no longer tremble. In a dream, kindness dances off your tongue, genuine, golden, graceful. Your silicone heart beating a song from your sister's piano. You see the world through rosewater eyes. In a dream, the magnolia tree in the yard burns and your mother cries. In a dream, everything always returns to the charred stump behind your childhood home. You call it Hope and stare at it every day. Your father calls is Forgiveness and tries to forget it’s there. In a dream, the greenest shoot sprouts from the ash. How wonderful it is that some things still believe in resurrection, that some things refuse to be destroyed.
Emily Palermo, Waking Up (via starredsoul)
So I’ve shared a few G&S-style parodies of Shakespeare here, but DID YOU KNOW that W.S. Gilbert himself actually wrote a parody of Hamlet? It’s called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern and it really deserves to be better-known. Highlights include:
Everybody lives!
Ophelia describes Hamlet as “idiotically sane / With lucid intervals of lunacy”.
Claudius’s secret shame is not that he murdered Hamlet Sr., but that many years ago he wrote a spectacularly awful 5-act tragedy. Almost all copies have been destroyed and people are forbidden to even speak of it.
Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, and Ophelia steal the one surviving copy and trick Hamlet into putting on a production of this play to get him in trouble with Claudius.
There’s an amazing scene where Hamlet attempts to do his “To be or not to be” speech, only for R&G to keep interrupting him with unwanted commentary…
HAMLET To sleep, perchance to –
ROSENCRANTZ Dream. That’s very true. I never dream myself. But Guildenstern dreams all night long OUT LOUD.
GUILDENSTERN With blushes, sir, I do confess it true!
HAMLET This question, gentlemen, concerns me not.
…until finally:
HAMLET [really angry] Gentlemen, It must be patent to the merest dunce Three persons CAN’T soliloquize at once!
