Shop of the Great Wizard Sherlatin

Welcome to my shop, young adventurer! Here to commission a magical item? Just send me a request, and I'll get right to work! If you're just here to browse, you can search for common items in the tags. And remember -- all sales are final! (Image credit: https://www.dndbeyond.com/classes/wizard) 

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Otto's Irresistible Dunce

Casting Time: 1 action Range: 30 feet Components: V, S Duration: Concentration, up to 1 hour Classes: Bard, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard You summon an irresistible dunce in a space within range. The dunce is an unbelievably attractive humanoid with the statistics of a commoner except for its Wisdom, Intelligence, and Charisma scores, which are 3, 3, and 20 respectively. The dunce disappears when it drops to 0 hit points or when the spell ends. The dunce is friendly to you and your companions for the duration, but acts under the DM's control. Roll initiative for the dunce, which has its own turns. At the beginning of every one of its turns, every creature within 30 feet that can see or hear it must make a Wisdom saving throw or be charmed by the dunce. The dunce may use its action to persuade others to do as it wishes, and when it does so those who are charmed and within 30 feet must make a Wisdom saving throw or fall prey to peer pressure and obey. Its desires, befitting its extremely low intelligence and wisdom, are in general comically ill-considered.

As an action, a charmed creature may make a Wisdom saving throw to regain control of itself, though it remains susceptible to the dunce's charms.

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Boots of the Hinterlands

These unfashionable and perpetually dirty boots are snug and feel quite comfortable. While you wear them, you ignore speed reduction caused by difficult terrain such as mud, ploughed fields, bushes, and other ground that you could easily cross if you just weren't so namby-pamby about it. You also become convinced that everybody could follow you if they weren't so afraid of getting their got-dang feet wet.

#Boots of the Winterlands

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Gauntlets of Ogre Powder

These gauntlets seem to be made from the skin of an ogre with severe eczema, and constantly shed white dandruffy flakes. The wearer has disadvantage on persuasion and performance checks but advantage on intimidation checks due to disgust.

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Potion of Heeling: After drinking, the player will follow just slightly behind the character with the highest charisma. The effects last 2 hours or until the player makes a wisdom check of 15.

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Beacon of Nope

This small glass orb contains an eye that seems to stare at you disapprovingly. When broken, as by throwing, it erupts into a bright light that bestows a feeling of “nope” and “fuck it”. All creatures within sight in a 100ft radius must move their speed directly away from the beacon as a reaction. Unwilling creatures do not move on success against a DC 15 wisdom saving throw.

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Staff of the Python: You become fluent in the computer language Python. If computers do not exist in your world, you are convinced that all snakes speak Python. 

Example: 

Staff bearer, at snake: import antigravity

Snake: *hiss* *hiss*

Staff bearer: why aren’t you floating?!??

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Oil of Shipperiness: This sticky, sweet smelling oil flows quickly when poured. Anyone who touches the oil must make a DC 18 Wisdom saving throw. Upon failure, you gain a compulsion to matchmake every other creature in sight. Lasts for 8 hours.

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Scroll of Tasha's Hideous Daughter

Conjuration

Level: 1 Casting time: 1 Action Range: 30 feet Components: V, S, M (a heart-shaped candy, possibly bearing a message) Duration: Up to 1 minute

The infamously seductive mage Tasha had a rather less gifted daughter. Perhaps it skips a generation?

When cast, this spell summons the daughter, Sasha, who if unwilling can make a charisma saving throw to resist the spell. After one minute has passed, Sasha may choose to return herself to her previous location.

Sasha is self-conscious of her appearance and otherwise acts for her own interests. She may be persuaded to be of help, but this may be difficult considering the circumstances. It may be best that she does not find out the nature of this spell.

Note: It is true that beauty is found within, but unfortunately if Sasha is convinced that she is no longer ugly, this spell will fail to summon her. The spell may however summon a similar sibling.

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Rod of Alert Mess: This rod has a flanged head, and it disconcertingly sticky. While holding the rod, you have advantage on Wisdom (Perception) checks. However, the rod constantly projects a Messy Aura in a 60 ft radius, which halves the walking speed of any creature within the aura. For every 10 ft of movement within the Aura, each creature must make a DC 5 Dexterity check to not trip. 

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Ring of Water Talking: While wearing this ring, you can talk while submerged in liquid. 

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Eyes of the Beagle: When worm, these crystal lenses give you giant puppy dog eyes. These give you advantage on any charisma checks on humans.

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Dust of Disappear Ants: Contains 2d8 pinches of dust. Each pinch can be sprinkled on a 25 square foot area and will repel ants and other small insects for 1d4 days.

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Dwarven Throw: Just a regular throw blanket made by a dwarf. Nice and warm, if a little bit scratchy.

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Dimensional Spackle: Can be used to patch small inter dimensional rifts. Lasts for 2d6 months. (Advantage if skilled in carpentry)

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Candle of Vocation: While within a 30ft radius of the lit candle, any character has advantage on skill checks related to the candle’s vocation. To determine the vocation, roll a d8. The candle lasts 1 hour while lit.

Carpenter

Accountant

Farmer

Stablehand

Blacksmith

Baker

Shopkeeper

Tailor

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Bracers of De-fence: While wearing the bracers, you have advantage on any rolls to tear down a fence. (Note: does not work on walls or any other barrier.)

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Wand of Weeb: This wand has seven charges and casts the weeb spell with a save dc of 15. The weeb spell lasts for 24 hours and makes the target uncomfortably passionate about anime. -1d8 on all charisma checks while the spell lasts.