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[sherloques-blog]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

let me liiiiiiiiive June. First Taylor/Tom and now this? I’m here for this mess. xx

[sherloques-blog]

do you think Tom and Taylor staged those pictures?

I mean… somebody had to call the paps to this remote location AND allow them to get close enough to take those pics because the pics are pretty good quality. So…  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[caleysteggy]

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[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

How to tell if he’s a thot

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[fallhound]

I shitpost when I’m feeling down

[yiff-deluxe-deactivated20170214]

but u always shitpost

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[shieldsandrec]

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[jamesbarnesbuchanan]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier + wide shots

[sherloques-blog]

am I a bad person to want Tom and Taylor to get spontaneously married just because then the divorce drama next year will be messy af?

Nah, I think you’re MY kind of person! Not wishing ill on them or anything but that would be a whole different level of messiness ngl. And I enjoy celebs being messy and entertaining too. 

[sherloques-blog]

It was only ever rumoured thst they were dating... lizzie said they werent. She was open about her relationship with boyd H. Why would she lie about tom. They never dated. I'm sure she doesn't care.

I’m not really into Hiddles or that into Lizzie (what she does outside of her movies) and even I saw pics of them together throughout all of last year definitely acting like more than just friends. There could be multiple reasons for why she or he would want to keep it underwraps. The fact is though that she’s definitely not together with him now lol.

[sherloques-blog]

Wait, isn't Hiddles like, 40? Ugh. When men date women a decade younger than them, it just makes me assume their too immature and insecure to find a woman their own age.

Google tells me he’s 35 which is the same age as CE and it’s crazy to me, I also thought he was older. Isn’t Lizzie almost the same age as Taylor though? Idk I don’t think it’s such a huge age difference to be honest. It’s not like he is 33 and she is 19 coughCavillcough

[sherloques-blog]

Any chance you could tag the hiddleston/swift stuff with something so I can blacklist it (like the boston tea, maybe)? it's not a terrible thing, I'm just not into seeing celebrity stuff.

Aw this was such a nice way of asking for it. Sorry to spam your timeline with it last night. I guess I will just tag it as ‘swiddles’ from now on so that it’s easier to blacklist if you’re not into it! xx

[sherloques-blog]

To be a fly in Lizzie's wall. Omg. I need to sleep but this story is like a trainwreck, you cannot help but to look/stare and see what happens. The meltdown.

Same! I should probably step away from the computer but I just can’t make myself do it. 

[i-ran-away-with-the-circus-deac]

I love Tom as well but that fandom is gonna drag her. Do you think it will last? I believe this is attraction/infatuation but I don't see them long term. That being said, hopefully it will be enough for a full album. "You won me with your charm, now all that's left is harm." Hahaha.

She has made some draggable offenses in her own right, but I know with her banging Tom, she will get dragged even more so than before. ‘Tis the name of the game. And he is gonna get dragged, too, from his own fans who not just hate her, but hate ANY woman who dares go near the Hiddlesconda. I also don’t see this being a longterm thing, but I bow down to whatever god made this possible, because this is sure to be hilarious, and I want that Tom-inspired album like right meow! 

[sherloques-blog]

I’m so here for this. For all of this. 

[chaneladdict]

Listen he needs a pr boost for James Bland hype.

She needs a new muse.

get it

[chaneladdict]

Whatever, this means Lizzie Olsen is for sure single then?

[sherloques-blog]

Chris needs to get his shit together. 

[sherloques-blog]

What happened to Lizzie though? I thought they were a thing. Wasn't she seen with him in Jan/Feb? This is going to be so messy. I wonder if any of their reps is going to say anything. You just can't ignore something like this. Haha. Calvis Harris must be furious. Oh, maybe him and Lizzie can get together and troll everyone. Do you see Tom and Taylor lasting? I think people shit on her because she is fucking annoying and loves to put her entire life out there.

ME TOO! I have no idea. Someone more well-versed in the intricacies of Tom’s love life needs to educate us all. I’m here for the tea. 

I don’t think Tom and Taylor will last more than this summer, possibly autumn but then maybe they will blindside us all. I mean, who even saw this coming, right?!