Better As A Memory

No guts No glory No legend No story. Team Ford 😘

[shes-a-tease]

Shes come far! Lift, tires, bumper, headlights and a little love 😂

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lately I’ve been doing this thing where when men give me shit at my job, I choose to instead speak to their wives/girlfriends/female counterpart. I had a dude today try to yell at me and I ignored him and instead spoke in a very level voice to his wife instead. He literally stomped his feet like a fucking toddler and said “stop ignoring me! I’m talking!” And his wife said “George, please use a quieter voice. You’re embarrassing me.”

[afronerdism]

You are a genius and I’m using this

[gluten-free-pussy]

Lol I learned it from my mom. She does this all the time and eventually the guy either sulks off somewhere or adjusts his behaviour and THEN she’ll address him. I did this with my friends puppies when I was training them and it works the same tbh

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

[allthingshyper]

This is the kind of behavior you use on little kids, which I find both hilarious, disturbing and very telling of how little we expect men to GROW THE FUCK UP

[hopesumners]

[keybladeofsteel]

“Women shouldn’t curse.”

“Get fucked.”

[5tn]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[shes-a-tease]

Lake days aint hurtin nobody.

[localstarboy]

When you tell your mom you wanna be a stripper but she hits you with this :😂😂 💀

[tardis-impala]

do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you

[tardis-impala]

do u ever hear some lyrics and it feels like someone just stabbed you

[localstarboy]

When you tell your mom you wanna be a stripper but she hits you with this :😂😂 💀

[jupiterlicivciv]

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[xxred-five-standing-byxx-deacti]

@ruthless-rage @soulless-octopus

[ruthless-rage]

Still so fucking funny 😂😭😭

[nyquilnap]

[megurashkarchived]

this is literally so funny and is also me whenever i feel i’ve been Wronged

[uoa]

[redsatinsheets]

me in the mornings & me omw to work

[bigboppa01]

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

[kittynoct]

youre not a real gamer if youve never played purble place

[barefoothooves]

Okay I also meant to post these 100 years ago and just remembered. This horse is a polydactyl on ALL FOUR feet which is the coolest thing ever, and I think about him at least once a day. Polydactyly in horses originates from one of the splint bones, which are remnants of toes from the ancestors of our modern horses. It typically does not bother them, so long as the extra hooves are trimmed, although sometimes they interfere with the other legs. Most often they are surgically removed when the horse is a foal for aesthetic reasons. Not this cool little guy though!

Source is Vanessa Vandevraye on Facebook. Here’s an ugly link to the post that has a video as well! https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2292449750781372&id=100000491098123