The Signs as Equestrian Instagram Nightmares
Capricorn: um im actually 14 ok not 12 and i know how to train a horse
Aquarius: *over-edited jumping video playing hip-hop*
Pisces: *rides in a neck rope once* omg you guys liberty is the ONLY way to train
Aries: omg you and your horse look so good!! check out MY account!!
Taurus: you guys need to be more active my likes are dropping from 800 to 790
Gemini: learn the TRUTH about spiritchloe
Cancer: omg riding btv isn't ALWAYS bad ok learn your facts sometimes it can be good
Leo: comment "!!!" if i inspire you
Virgo: shoutout4shoutout? f4f? spam4spam?
Libra: i taught jojo how to rear today!!!
Scorpio: i'm not anti-bit, i'm anti-stupid
Sagittarius: if you've never barrel raced dont tell me that kicking with spurs is bad ok sweetie

















