[shesnotanyone]

and as it says in the bible there was no need for the cricket fucking bat round the yed

[shesnotanyone]

i know im a year or more late but this is just so much to handle

[shesnotanyone]

[shesnotanyone]

oasis WAGs, rated

- patsy kensit: liam's strongest aesthetic to this day. came from money but by way of being descended from old timey graham greene type london gangsters so its like kind of punk rock still. 10/10

- meg mathews: hardcore lady. by all accounts made noel worse in every way. it's been twenty years and she is still NOT over him, #relatable. 10/10

- nicole appleton: was in the second best british girl group of the 90s. wrote that creepy song implicating liam in sex toy exploits. 10/10

- debbie gwyther: as a person, who knows. as a mastermind of solo careers, retired racing hound rehabilitator but for humans, and also my boss in a strange dream i once had, 10/10

- sara macdonald: divorced noel. caused the midlife crisis that created the oasis reunion. ran around on him in sex clubs and posted about it on instagram. its just one iconic move after another from this girl. 10/10

[dem-scissors]

‘Remorse for Intemperate Speech’ by W B Yeats

Read by Noel Gallagher

[shesnotanyone]

pinkpantheress in her room with oasis' 1994 first nme cover story on the walls lol

[cuppydogshane]

MESSAGE TO ALL SICKOS: LIVE FOREVER

[shesnotanyone]

Urgent: number 1 terrorist of the oasis story

some member of blur

thatcher

blair

the tabloid presses

the netherlands port authority

noel (regular)

noel (married & off drugs)

the guy who fixed liam's teeth

the girl reading this

paul slattery

Voting ended onApr 22

[shesnotanyone]

these are some CRAZY ASS results just so u guys know

[shesnotanyone]

Urgent: number 1 terrorist of the oasis story

some member of blur

thatcher

blair

the tabloid presses

the netherlands port authority

noel (regular)

noel (married & off drugs)

the guy who fixed liam's teeth

the girl reading this

paul slattery

Voting ended onApr 22

[saltoncity]

it’s so fucking annoying how like all the popular overplayed songs are just honestly not that good like there’s so much more deserving and better music out there than the top 40 bullshit (cool music mutual with good taste leaves the room) if wonderwall was a firetruck it would be the biggest one in the world

[shesnotanyone]

i know im a year or more late but this is just so much to handle

[shesnotanyone]

sorry to damon albarnpost rn but i watched the new gorillaz short film and it was so heartfelt and creative and beautiful it made me sob my eyes out. i just get mushy when human beings put their all into an ambitious artwork

[shesnotanyone]

belated 2026 oasis bingo card

- no new music

- tour?

- tour not as fun as the last one

- documentary about live 25 comes out, is actually good, causes my dash to be unusable for weeks

- a new brit award is invented called "special commendation for britain's specialest boy who's been on his very best behaviour all year long and we're all so proud" and liam is its inaugural honoree

- noel becomes thin again

- alec baldwin accidentally endorses gallaghercest

[shesnotanyone]

should also be noted that up in the sky is a MASSIVE rip off of that song lol so maybe thats why i thought that

[shesnotanyone]

long ago when i first got into oasis i kept hearing people say they sounded like the beatles and i never understood why they said that until i heard this song

[nathanielfisher-deactivated2025]

you belong with me

( @amourduloup for you ❤️)

[cosmic-ridge]

Surprised you didn't include this one op [source]

[shesnotanyone]

the lyric "what tongueless ghost of sin crept through my curtains" has always bothered me because that sounds like too good of a line to have been written by noel right but i couldn't find any suggestion it was from somewhere else. but ive been vindicated because i finally learnt it's a quote from oscar wilde, not even one of the famous ones like the importance of being earnest, an oscar wilde POEM. god noel gallagher is gay

[shesnotanyone]

i still want to know what previously unknown heights of obnoxiousness liam summited that night in 90s manchester to make Enya pull a knife on him

[shesnotanyone]

@swagappeal @blarghafell lol here's the post, all it is is a clip obliquely referencing this incident. but i want 2 believe 🙏