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Girls I’m friends with: it’s so gross that there are girls who call their boyfriend daddy…. That is so nasty I can’t believe that who does that….. Me: 😬😶

my boyfriend is always comparing me to Lana and telling me how much “better” i am than her.....i think it’s so dumb but also cute. like there’s no reason to compare us. i think he just gets annoyed at how much i romanticize her and he’s trying to bring me back down to earth. and he hates it when i talk about how pretty she is. he’s scared i’m gonna get plastic surgery lol. like, i’m not going to do that, just let me love her in peace! he thininks it’s so lame that i obsess over a celebrity. i think it’s lame too tbh but it feels so right

when i set my insta to private and suddenly everyone from my town is requesting to follow me..............

#like pleaseeeee #how long u been lurking for #these people are so secretly obsessed w me

i can tell my man thinks lana is like a bad influence on me

pinupgalore-lanadelrey

ULTRAVIOLENCE

i shaved my armpits for the first time since i moved to the island and i feel weird about it because i did it out of insecurity

I hate having moon and Venus in the 8th house like my entire life is destined to be so dark and scandalous

is there anywhere i can download honeymoon for free. i know im the worst stan but i zont wanna buy it on itunes, if i had to buy it i’d get the vinyl but i dont have a record player

i better fucking get so many flowers for my birthday this year

mood

good freakin morning

I hoe danced with the hottest girls ever tonight honestly i feel so much better about my life

snotguy

I might start using this blog again because no one knows about it, including my bf

does anyone even still follow this blog. I feel like I have so much to talk about and I can't talk about it anywhere because people from my town will find it

Tfw u thick

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