side B

some random shit

[artsyrabbits-blog]

Nyam- Osoryn Tsultem

Ensemble of the Clouds

1977

[healingsuggestions]

you will be happy again, you will be more yourself than ever, you will understand your heart better when you heal, you will be whole, you will be okay

[thebootydiaries]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[sagihairius]

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

[trulyamood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember when Stitch took Aladdin’s girl?

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

Amen!

[deppsydoodle-blog]

why is peter pan always flying?

[deppsydoodle-blog]

he neverlands

[addictedtopunsandpizza]

I love this joke because it never grows old

[choc-o-late-deactivated20150517]

It has a nice hook.

[i-only-work-in-black-blog]

It ticks to its own rhythm

[lavender-blue-deactivated201606]

I don’t get it. I’m lost, boys.

[flyngdream]

[showerthoughtspost]

If you stick your feet in the sand, the entire world becomes your shoes.

[l-077]

Set limits, not everyone is worthy.

[americas-sass]

How to Write a Michael Schur Lead Romance

Partner 1: Confident, Fun, Slightly Depressed, Probably Has Undiagnosed ADHD

Partner 2: Anxiety™ 

Partner 1 provides the light atmosphere, Partner 2 provides the level head. Congrats, you have the perfect lead couple.

BONUS:

How to Write a Michael Schur Secondary Romance: Abnormal Dork Meets Equally Abnormal Dork

[timbllr]

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

she left htis guy for a bee

a bee

[humorking]

every time i feel down i just remember

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal