the shitpost generators

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I got that

osteoperosis

I got them broke bones in my feet

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living with your actual celebrity crush is great because you know they’ve taken a piss in YOUR toilet

~Alex

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If you're sad:

Sometimes you just gotta SCREEEEEEEEE into the void.

It always makes me feel better.

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what’s watchdogs

nothing much what’s watch with you

~Alex

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what’s overwatch

nothing much what’s over with you

~Alex

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what’s watchdogs

nothing much what’s watch with you

~Alex

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The Mario And The Kart

2 Mario 2 Kart

Mario Kart Tokyo Drift

Mario & Kart

Mario & Kart 5

Mario & Kart 6

Mario & Kart 7

The Fate Of The Kart

~Alex

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Mario Kart: Mario & Bowser

~Alex

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You can find me all over the Internet... looking for all of my accounts must be a lot like an Easter egg hunt. Except Easter is just having a lot of time on your hands and the eggs are vaguely funny posts which leave a slight taste of concern in the mouth.

~Alex

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I’m a walking shitpost generator.

*walks by a post and shits on it*

~Alex

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PLEASUREDOME, eh?

I’ve got TWO PLEASUREDOMES right HERE-

*turns around and presents ass*

~Alex

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The Mario And The Kart

2 Mario 2 Kart

Mario Kart Tokyo Drift

Mario & Kart

Mario & Kart 5

Mario & Kart 6

Mario & Kart 7

The Fate Of The Kart

~Alex

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I’m at a ,’,|,’_’

~Alex

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I lost my dog

Now I have a frog

~Ben

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Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to Alex!

I love you a lot!

~Ben

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*takes deep breath* WHO... put ChEeSE on the TORTOISE

~Ben

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Waiting for the bus is like waiting for the girl of your dreams to turn up.

At first, nothing. No sign. Absolute silence, no hope at all.

Then BOOM out of nowhere. The bus. Maybe a little late, could have done with it earlier, but it's definitely appreciated. A bright and beautiful future awaits you as you travel towards you destination.

Girls are similar. At first, they all ignore you. But then, the right one comes along and it's all sunshine and rainbows.

~Ben

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*Sweet Home Alabama plays on the radio*

Me: this is my jam! *Starts head banging*

~Ben

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stay humble, slut

~Alex