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360° backhops away from my responsibilities.

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

if youre a writer and you want to know what multilingual ppl are really like, today I was giving directions to a Chinese couple but they were having trouble understanding me, so I turned to my gf for help and she explained it very slowly to them in English and sent them on their way. when they were gone I said “babe… you’re Chinese. Why did you give them the directions in English?” and she looked at me with utter horror, and that’s the story of how my gf forgot she spoke her own native language

[matheusgraef]

“The Early Wyrm Gets The Bird”

props to @having-a-blastoise and @crazyshitisay for the title.

[arcadiaquest]

[everydaylouie]

happy friday the 13th yall

[sosuperawesome]

Kinetic Dioramas - turn the handles to send a traveling trunk on it’s journey and watch the moon change color as it approaches a castle, or conjure a ship wrecking storm - by Acheson Walsh on Etsy

[everyalphonseelric]

[everyalphonseelric]

[ohlordthegreatcollapse-deactiva]

Wait, is this a well-known story?

This seems like a reference to a story Vic Mignogna told about recording for FMA at @sakuracon.

[keyblack-hl]

It’s a part of the bloopers!

[mcavoy]

[maryefimovaone]

[ape-of-naples]

#freshly peeled sheeps

[mage-pie]

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

[thefabulousweirdtrotters]

Haunting Driftwood Sculptures By Japanese Artist  Nagato Iwasaki

Nagato Iwasaki is one of those artists you don’t know much about. But his art talks for itself.

The Japan-based artist creates incredible driftwood sculptures. Each of his human-shaped figures can both mesmerize and scare you. The artist manages to create an uneasy feeling using nothing but wood and you can be sure, that if you’d stumble upon one of these sculptures at night, you’d go sleepless for days.

More info: nagato-iwasaki.com | Facebook

[twitterlols]

[retrogamingblog]

“I only believe in playing games on their original console”                                                                               Me:

[unclefather]

[sandandglass]

Brooklyn Nine-Nine s03e16

[abigailmaedy]

Context: they ate the candy from the gift basket, not realizing it was for the Captain from his husband and then filled it up with shit they hoped he’d like.

[gncfosho]

[dededeman]

[rubiline-deactivated20210204]

ive said this before and ill say it again: notice how meta knights costume has no seams. meta knight killed a person. meta knight fucking killed this penguin and is now residing in their body

[newyorksjojo]

or maybe he just has the seams on the inside like anybody sewing a penguin disguise would do because he takes pride in his work instead of being a lazy glutton like Kirby who just waddles around like a fucking idiot eating everything in sight like that’s why Meta Knight is so embarrassed whenever you beat him and his mask comes off and he looks just like Kirby because an honorable knight of his caliber doesn’t want to be associated with that shitty-ass pink blob that somehow always saves everybody every god damn time just by eating things

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

meta knight wrote this post

[twink---skeletons-deactivated20]

when you see back to school ads but you already graduated

[setheverman]

whose idea was it to introduce a text post font that looks like those embroideries that say “home sweet home”???

[setheverman]

WAIT i just got a great post idea