Yeah, this totally happened.

Everybody slimes. A blog of things that happened within Shibuya's Game. Totally happened. All of these quotes are certified 100%* accurate.

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Risk: You played Kazu like a fiddle!

Kuron: Oh, no, Risk, fiddles are actually difficult to play

Kuron: I played them like the cheap kazoo they are

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Mirai: Today is a day of running through hurdles. June: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles? Mirai: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Kian: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait. Harper: You and me!!! Kian, tearing up: Okay.

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Ryu: To flirt and kiss and for what? Relationships? Love? Pathetic. Risk: To level my charisma stat. Ryu: Ah, a fellow gamer. You may pass.

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Secure Line: Brushed my teeth with toothpaste that’s making everything taste far too effervescent. Ikko: I’m constantly googling words you say to find out what they mean. Secure Line: Teeth are the sharp things in your mouth and toothpaste helps to keep them clean and strong

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Momoka: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me. Risk: Okay, but in my defense, Ryu bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo. Momoka: that’s not what I - you drank shampoo!?

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Sakura, to the Players: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Hisao, to Sirius: They could write a book about our love   Ryu, approaching from behind: Yeah. The DSM-5.

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Sakura: My life isn’t as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look.

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Hiroto: You make Kaoru out to be something she isn't - She's a person, like you and me. She's got skin and I have some to prove it. Fukuro: I'm sorry hang on, like, i just - What the absolute fuck are you talking about?

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Nova: It’s okay to ask for help. Okaya: You’re not a burden. Frankie: Murder is okay. Jiao: Your feelings matter.

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Jean: Take your anxiety meds with Red Bull to create SLOWFAST, the hot new emotion teens are raving about! Slowfast™: It Feels Incredibly Bad. Sol: But wouldn't they just cancel each other out? Jean: No. They are both working so very much and I cannot stop it.

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Katsu: It’s okay to cry, you don’t have to be all macho all the time. Rikuto: I just never really cry, I’m not a crying type of guy. Katsu: Come on, there’s gotta be something that gets you choked up, like what if you saw a three-legged puppy? Rikuto: I’d be sad sure, but I wouldn’t cry. Katsu: What if the puppy said “Help me Rikuto, all the other puppies pick on me”? Rikuto: Cry? I just found a talking puppy. I’m rich!

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Virtue: I am the human form of the 💯 emoji.

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Hiroto: Damn it... I’m a terrible Game Master. Mirai: Whoa, hey! No you’re not! June, butting in: You’re just a terrible person.

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Frankie: Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Nova: I once saw you punch a girl scout because she didn’t have any Thin Mints. Frankie: Exactly. That was my battle. So be kind.

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Jiao: ...Aren’t you supposed to be babysitting Virtue? Rikuto: She’s over there dazzling some psychologists Virtue: Everyone is at least 30% attracted to me Virtue: My father cried the day I was born because he knew he’d never be better than me Virtue: I feel like I’m the Paris of people. I’m exquisite.