Did someone cut you off in traffic? Are kids being annoying? Did a coworker misread your email? Maybe some sex wasn't as fun as you wanted? Don't worry! Pick 1 (one) source of horrible brainrot to allege as the reason society in general, but mainly some person you don't like in particular, is in decline:
lead in disposable vapes
internet pornography
artificial sweeteners
long covid
smartphones
too many vaccines
microplastics
short-format video
Ignore the complex causalities of health and risk and substitute just-so explanations for the supposed neurological deficiency of your chosen outgroup! Limited time only before the social media outrage cycle moves on! Ascribe an etiology for their clearly broken brains today!!
















