honey is for bees, silly bear

aubrey weston. 20. shifter.

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

well, well, well, if it isn’t the feelings i’ve been trying to avoid 

[daniellerussells]

[predatorsandpreys]

[shifteraubrey]

TEXT || PENBREY

PENNY: If it makes you feel better I didn't know until about a month ago. We were both given up for adoption but to different families.

PENNY: We should get some shirts made displaying our support of the dragons, how long do you think it would last before whats left of the NWG comes after us? 24 hours maybe?

PENNY: No problem, as long as I avoid stakes I'll be around for awhile.

AUBREY: oh wow. that's heavy. it's cool that you've found each other though

AUBREY: they're too busy cowering i think to be worried about us. i've been running my mouth since they appeared and my friends have really been the only ones to have any issues with it. NWG are MIA.

AUBREY: hell yeah

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TEXT || PENBREY

PENNY: Yeah I kinda know her, we're like sisters or something and by that I mean we're sisters.

PENNY: If you ever feel like revolting let me know, I'm literally always in the mood to rip someone's head off.

PENNY: I know I've already said this but where have you been all my life??

AUBREY: wait what????

AUBREY: i'm always down for revolting omg why do you think i'm teen dragon?

AUBREY: well we're officially friends now wow ty for existing

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TEXT || PENBREY

Penny: Wow I made a pal. Britt is gonna be so proud of me.

Penny: Fuck that give me whatever's behind door number too because I am so sick of listening to the what the NWG wants us to do.

Penny: I beg to differ, what good does it do if there are no results?

AUBREY: brittany? she's really sweet. you know her?

AUBREY: ugh you and me both, it's so nice finding someone with common sense

AUBREY: exactly! let's try something new and possibly a little bloody but maybe we'll get somewhere this time

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TEXT || BECBREY

BEC: I don't discriminate, all I know is it has to beat the cronut, so I don't envy the task you have ahead of you

AUBREY: hmmm, noted

AUBREY: those are fighting words rebecca

[thesamebutgayer]

[shifteraubrey]

TEXT || SAUBREY

SEB: 😂

SEB: Just hurry ur ass over here

AUBREY: bitch im on my way relax

[shifteraubrey]

TEXT || SAUBREY

SEB: I think they're certainly v satisfied

AUBREY: good to know

AUBREY: you should leave a yelp review or something

[shifteraubrey]

TEXT || BECBREY

BEC: choc chip is better than chocolate so imma say chunks?

BEC: u can call it "the bec".

AUBREY: ok ok lit

AUBREY: whats your favourite type of pastry?

AUBREY: just trying to get an idea of what kind of texture you like

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TEXT || BECBREY

BEC: can u invent me a kit kat pastry

AUBREY: uh yes ofc

AUBREY: do you want it to just taste kit kat-y

AUBREY: or have distinct kit kat chunks in it?

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TEXT || PENBREY

Penny: I can assure you, you're never gonna be too radical for me.

Penny: Couldn't agree more. Let's hope its actually enough for things to change. A taste of a revolution is worse than never getting one in the first place.

AUBREY: ok we're officially pals now

AUBREY: that's what i've been SAYING, and everyone's like waaaa the devil we know is better

AUBREY: NO IT ISNT

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SMS 📲 ( DIEBREY. )

DIEGO: i'm normally fine because i can get to work and also steal customer's food

DIEGO: sounds like u have a lot of unresolved issues with beanie babies

AUBREY: not classy but definitely scrappy, fair enough, props dude

AUBREY: i have unresolved issues with people spending money on stupid shit like cards or stuffed animals while people starve or can't afford medicine

[shifteraubrey]

TEXT || BECBREY

BEC: kit kats

BEC: because u can enjoy and share w friends

AUBREY: oh a+ choice love those

AUBREY: they snap so nice too it's like sound porn

[shifteraubrey]

diegospez‌:

Didn’t think you were a coward tbh. It would protect Bec if you, a homicidal revolutionary, would just leave her alone. Everyone else is on board. You’re going to put everyone you know in danger, only she doesn’t have a choice and can’t see it coming. I hope you’re happy with yourself, bro.

I didn’t think you were either but I mean we all learn new things every day. I don’t caaaaare what you and everyone else are doing. Unless Bec tells me to fuck off, I’m not just going to ignore her. She’s really funny and sweet. And she doesn’t deserve to be treated the way you’re treating her, no matter what allegedly noble intentions you think you have. Really fucking pleased, actually, dude.

[shifteraubrey]

badtownjackie‌:

Well you know what it seems like we will just have to agree to disagree. I really help that all your friends can manage to stay safe.

I’m sure they’ll be fine. Worry about yourself.