solitary lights in an empty city

hi. We're Iris, consisting of: - one (1) 26yo vaguely gendered thing (she/her, usually) - a few dozen fictives loosely organized by a nonlinear narrative construct - a loosely shifting mass of toy selves on the edge of an event horizon current pfp by @mir-mape.tumblr.com i'm a weird pervert sometimes, therefore: minors chuds and prudes please leave me alone. if you're my friend and i post something that bothers you please tell me and I will try to keep it to a side blog!

[branules]

wire and cloth

[marigoldisverynormal]

remember to practice REAL transfeminism: let that therian dog girl throatfuck you until you puke up a little on her!

[marigoldisverynormal]

if you believe in equality you HAVE to choke on my- i mean her knot a little. you HAVE to.

[marigoldisverynormal]

*while little

[sorry-not-feeling-it-right-now]

Happy Pride Month

[wholesomenessenjoyer]

‼️ Maid Notification ‼️

If your Princess 👗 is a Pervert 🩷 you may have additional ➕ duties compared to most maid 🧹 positions.

These may include, but are not limited to:

Cuddle 🫂 your Princess 👗

Kiss 💋 your Princess 👗

Tell 🗣️ your Princess 👗 that everything is going to be ok

Tell your Princess 👗 you still love her ❤️ , even when she doesn't believe you

Bounce on your Princess's 👗 Princess wand

Bring your Princess 👗 breakfast 🥞 in bed 🛌 when she's too anxious 😟 to get up

Clean up 🧽 your Princess's 👗 Princess Juices 💦 off the floor

Pet 🫳 your Princess 👗

[shiftingsounds]

mechsplo authors please watch zeta gundam. you may not like it but the ideal handler isn't kalli rho it's him

[kosmogrl]

one day I’ll get over it and the lump in my throat when I try to talk about it won’t exist

[satanfemme]

[chimerakisu]

ik nobody's talking about these songs anymore but I've been thinkin about this ship ever since ERB came out so... I call this "Confessions of a Rotten Ego Renegade Boy" because it's dumb and it fits them

genuinely obsessed w this concept now might draw these gay sillies more

[umuruu]

[luvaveryyy]

boo! 💫

[druidquest]

you only hate the demon lord because her dark forces burned tour village and murdered your parents. i hate the demon lord because she wont text me back. we are not the same

[togekk0]

silly art student sylveon

[mewochy]

[togekk0]

tomato grab

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

no maid i can totally take ur knot just do it trust me im th princess im literally always right !!!!!

[aeonophagic]

went to the “defining yourself by what you do rather than who you are” competition but they were already on the podium :/

[vashito]

Janos oc commission patreon . bsky