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Thinking about Planaria
Cows are starting to be let out of their winter lodgings and weâve been hearing cow bells in the distance for a couple of weeks now, itâs such a pleasant and summery sound. The pasture next to mine was still empty, but the owner came to check the fence and the water trough a few days ago, so I was expecting new neighbours imminently.
This morning I went on a walk with Pandolf and when we came home we could hear cow bells, but a lot more distinctly than before. I immediately went to check our neighbouring pasture, and
!!!!!
People who were around last year will probably remember how Pandolf feels about cows. They are his love and light. Cows give meaning to his life.Â
He was vibrating with excitement but he still very obediently went around the pasture with me (so as not to startle the cows from behind) and waited until I said âvas-y !â to walk up to them.
The cow leader came to meet him halfway. It was all very civil and the rest of the herd looked completely chill so I let Pandolf run free, and
âhe ran 3 enthusiastic circles around them to let them know he is a herding dog and he loves them and will protect them with his life, then started running full-speed all over the pasture in all directions just to exteriorise his IMMENSE DELIGHT. I was ready to call him if he freaked the cows out, but instead they looked at him curiously, then one cow started chasing him with equal zest and the entire herd followed.
This is the best day of Pandolfâs life.
The baby llamas on the other side of the fence looked cautiously intrigued, having never met a cow before. (You can maybe glimpse the cows in the middle-right of the below pic if you follow the babiesâ eye lineâthey just kept staring and staring)
Pampelune: âDonât spy on the neighbours, children, itâs rude.â
(She has to teach both kids manners because Pampe does not care to do that at all.)
I called Pandolf back so the neighbours could go back to ruminating in peace, and I was like âHow do we feel about cowsâ and he looked at me like this
everything in moderation. except garlic
Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget Iâm a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. Iâm like âoh yeah Iâm supposed to speak and stuffâ
Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*
Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if youâd like to-
Me:
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idle Jaskier-related notion:
Joey Batey is really approximately the same size and shape as Henry Cavill, and there are a number of clever techniques in pretty much all Jaskierâs costumes to hide this fact and make him look about three or four inches narrower than he actually is. The costumers work really really hard to make him look that twinky, often with cleverly cut shoulder decorations that pretend heâs trying to look bigger than he is and have the actual effect of making him look a lot lighter.
On a Doylistic level this makes sense, because itâs hard to make Geralt look Huge and Imposing next to your non-combatant harmless sidekick if said sidekick is a jacked six foot burly man.
On a Watsonian level, however, the notion of Jaskier as this big meaty dude aggressively arguing with all his tailors to ensure that he looks as non threatening and foppish and entertaining as possible while also looking as sexy as he can (for a Jaskier definition of sexy, at least) is generating considerable entertainment for me this fine morning.
âNo! My shoulders must look slender!â
âBut, sir, you could look ripped!â
âAbsolutely not! I must look slim and gentle and unassuming!â
âAs you wish, sir⊠So do you wish it to be cut with much excess fabric, so that you look small and also very wealthy to afford so much?â
[howling] âNo! I must look slender and gentle and also above else very attractive!â
Geralt doesnât notice any of this until they try to share a tiny hostel bed on the road and Jaskier cuddles up to him and abruptly there is no more room in that bed
I need a full picture costume run down of this by someone in the fashion field stat
Ask and ye shall receive! I may not work in the fashion field but I do work in the costume production industry for theatre/film so this is totally my area. Using clothes to change someoneâs appearance is super common, and Tim Aslamâs costume design for The Witcher is actually a really good example of this, so buckle up because this is a long ride!
Creating an illusion like this has two main components: shape (the style lines created by the clothes), and fit (the way the clothes hang on the personâs body), and is the result of close collaboration between the designer and the production team.Â
Weâre going to talk about season one, because thatâs where the difference is the most obvious. Take a look at Geralt:
First, letâs talk about shape. The goal here is to make Geralt look strong and imposing, and the best way to do that is to exaggerate the triangle of his upper torso. See how much broader his shoulders look than his waist in both images? A loose shirt over tight pants is a classic way to establish this, because the shirt blousing at the waist (note that the pants sit high up at the natural waist) makes the hips looks narrower in comparison. Note also that his shirt has an asymmetrical closure - a centered vertical line down the shirt would make him looks slimmer, while the off-center one adds width.
His armor does this by giving him those massive shoulder pieces, which both lengthen and raise his shoulder line. I would estimate that they raise Henry Cavillâs shoulder line by a good two inches just from the bulk of the leather alone. His torso armor also does a really clever thing by having a very subtle V shape to the vertical lines, making his waist look smaller. If you count the number of stripes above and below his belt (again, sitting high at the natural waist), youâll notice that the narrow stripe at the front edge of the armscye disappears, which allows the side stripes to make that V shape.
Now letâs talk about fit. The fit of Geraltâs shirt looks simple but is actually super specific. Itâs very easy for an actor to get lost in a shirt that is too loose - if thereâs too much extra fabric then it will just make the actor look smaller by drawing attention to how baggy it is. This shirt fits just right: the sleeves are full enough to allow for movement but still relatively fitted (and rolling up the sleeves actually also helps add breadth to Geraltâs torso by continuing the horizontal line at his waist). The body of the shirt fits smoothly across the shoulders and chest, and has just enough fullness to drape at the waist without feeling baggy.
Now letâs look at Jaskier.
Weâll start with this look. Shape and fit are very interconnected here so itâs just gonna be a jumble. First thing I notice: the jacket. Unlike your traditional fantasy/historical doublet, all of Jaskierâs jackets end at the waist, rather than continuing into a peplum/skirt like Geraltâs armor does. This cropped jacket is evocative of childhood/immaturity, an association that is generally considered to have its roots in schoolboy uniforms of the 19th and early 20th century (see the image of schoolboys wearing âEton Jacketsâ below)
Jaskier also tends to wear his jackets open. This creates a vertical line down his torso, which is generally slimming, but it also totally obscures the shape of his torso. The brain is going to take the line of his hip, which we can see, and the armscye of his jacket, (which actually looks to be cut ever so slightly artificially narrow but itâs hard to tell) and fill in a line between them, which is likely going to end up being slightly narrower than his actual ribcage. He does have poofs at the top of his sleeves, which can be a technique used to add width, but if theyâre cut and fit carefully you can actually hide some of the breadth of the shoulders inside the poof and make it look like the fullness comes from the poof and not the body.
Note: the âarmscyeâ is the technical name for the armhole, but specifically the torso part. The corresponding sleeve part is the âsleevehead.â
Again, we have another open jacket, this one with strong vertical lines. See how the line of Jaskierâs hip flows up through the edge of the doublet all the way up through the armscye? This makes his torso look narrower despite the jacketâs shoulder tabs. In contrast, this line is always broken on Geraltâs outfits, whether at the waist with his shirt or with the giant shoulder pieces with his armor. Jaskierâs pants also tend to fit more loosely, which de-emphasizes the triangle of his shoulders to waist.
Okay this is my favorite image to illustrate everything we have going on here. Look at Jaskierâs jacket. Whatâs the first thing you notice? The bright yellow inset slashes in his chest. The high contrast in color draws the eye inwards and distracts from the breadth of his shoulders, where we have another cleverly cut poof. His jacket is again cropped, with strong vertical lines, over the baggiest pants he wears in the season.
Now look at Jaskier and Geralt together. Jaskier is all about long vertical lines, while Geraltâs predominate lines are either horizontal or diagonal. Additionally, Jaskierâs hips look even to his shoulders, even if theyâre not, and Geraltâs shoulders are exaggerated. The two characters have a very different presence, even if the actors underneath are similar.
I hope youâve enjoyed this introduction to costume design! Creating the illusory effects like this is one of my favorite things and I am excited to share!!
âŠok I love this but ⊠why didnât they just hire a real twink?
They hired Joey Batey because he showed up to the audition with an actual lute upon which he played and sang a song heâd written the night before called âThe Lion Cub of Cintraâ based entirely on the role he was auditioning for. Batey happens to be basically built as a fairly meaty guy, one of those people who seems to put on both muscle and fat fairly effectively, although judging from his music he is often worried about being seen as fat. He is not a small man and will never be a small man, but he is very committed to the role, a musician in his own right when heâs not playing Jaskier, and generally plays the role fairly well. Personally I am glad we went with âmusical talentâ as a higher priority in our casting than waifish slimness.
one thing the tags have been quietly driving me nuts about on this discussion is also⊠look okay, my original shitposting from last year? is very much based on the belief that the body youâre born with does not define who you choose to be. Jaskierâs costuming choices are most interesting to me as a conscious choice for several reasons, and Iâm gonna rant for a sec because look I had a point there I wanted to jokingly but very seriously talk about and the costuming shit is all very well and good but I wanted to talk about what it means for the character to choose to dress and present himself this way. what does it mean in story fucking terms to have a big buff dude that presents himself as non-combatant, as vulnerable, as gossipy and a little swish but not a physical threat?
see, masculinity is often defined negatively, as âwhatever isnât feminineâ, and the constructed artifice of deliberate appearance modification is pretty clearly coded feminine in mainstream Anglo culture (which is what I have access to, gender is complicated, but Iâm going off here). what this means is that visibly trying to control your appearance and the way that people perceive you is something that is often assumed to undermine masculinity, which has all kinds of super special social drawbacks for men/AMAB folks who donât perform masculinity well because misogyny+sexism+transmisogyny do fun things together.Â
youâre allowed to control your appearance if you pretend that the reason youâre doing so is totally divorced from the way you look (Iâm lifting weights to be strong/lifting weights because I want to be hot) and the artifice you use to execute the effects is completely invisible to the viewer (not wearing any kind of visible makeup, for example). so just from that perspective, the fact that Jaskier dresses consistently to make himself seem a certain way is interesting to me. his gender presentation is a deliberate choice, and it is a deliberate choice that erodes his social status in masculine posturing rather than shores it up.
the fact that Jaskierâs size also makes him a potential threat to other people and that he acts to minimize that is also interesting in the context of the way he earns his income. itâs heavily implied that he probably secures some of his patronage through a form of sex work (i.e. his patron the Contessa, who is both paying him and sleeping with him, which ends when she throws him out of the sexual relationship). moreover, heâs an entertainer, and being muscular and large isnât very helpful when you earn your living via your fine motor skills: damaging your hands is potentially devastating if you earn your bread playing a lute, and getting into fights is therefore dangerous for his livelihood. threatening entertainers donât relax people into parting with money and food and shelter.
we think of being threatening as an asset in all circumstances but that is fundamentally not the case. a large, hulking, threatening Geralt will incur a certain amount of posturing from dudes who want to feel big and scary and important in their home communities; Jaskier is likely to get ignored by coming across as meek and fairly non threatening. itâs a deliberate strategy, and we know itâs deliberate because he has the bulk and body size to present himself the way Geralt does if he wants. so he doesnât want to do that, he must want to be perceived as expressive and a little swish and not dangerous at all and approachable, and he has clearly worked hard enough to get that across that it fooled a really ridiculously high fraction of the folks in my notes here.
this post has been really resonating with delighted surprised trans folks among other things and hey! I see yâall! you are still whatever gender you feel most comfortable in even if your body isnât cooperating right now. you can choose a lot of the way you will be perceived by thinking about your clothing, your movement, and your postures, and you can learn to do all those things with practice and thought.
and I just think itâs neat seeing a character who easily has the body type to do a very normative gender thing choose to do a non-conforming thing in a way that you absolutely do not see much in media, because usually they fucking hire the twink instead of doing all that work to get the right gender presentation, and the story fucking suffers for it and people who arenât naturally skinny waifs donât get to see nice things that look like them in the show.
so.
thatâs why.
Fascinating. Love this.Â
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A beautiful Mesolithic amber figure of a bear. It washed up on a beach at FanĂž in Denmark from a submerged Mesolithic settlement under the North Sea. 12,500-3,900 BCE, now on display at the National Museum of Denmark.
This bird(oriol) finally found the best spot to hide.
âIn order to be free you simply have to be so, without asking permission of anybody. You have to have your own hypothesis about what you are called to do, and follow it, not giving in to circumstances or complying with them. But that sort of freedom demands powerful inner resources, a high degree of self-awareness, a consciousness of your responsibility to yourself and therefore to other people.â
Andrei Tarkovsky, from âThe artistâs responsibility,â Sculpting in Time, trans. Kitty Hunter-Blair (University of Texas Press, 1987)
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