Shifty Looking Nerd

Just what it says on the tin.

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Gamers, rise up

*ascends to heaven*

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What I see immediately after getting on the dark web

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Pizza so good you want to make its cheeks clap. 😎 Pizza that you want to fuck

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During combat, the number of rolls can get tedious. To liven things up say that whenever a player wants to hit someone, they must write, organise and perform a 90 minute long broadway show.  Whether they hit or not is based on what critical reviews they get.

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Somehow i think this will actually make combat faster :p

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Imagine if mania, the album that was never a commercial or radio album, but the one that fall out boy wanted to make is the one that finally wins them a grammy, yes im crying

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Small problem in that it’s a bad album

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Animation art from the GHOST IN THE SHELL series. So well done…

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Looks like tilted towers tbh

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A squirrel that knows how to safely cross the street but never does because it doesn’t want the other squirrels to feel bad

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I feel like this is all squirrels.

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From now on no one is allowed to make posts except for me

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Thank god

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You are a spy and are assigned to a mission that involves you getting married to the person that you are investigating. Unbeknownst to you however the person you are investigating is also investigating you. After a while you begin to fall in love. Write what happens when you find out your partner of many years is also a spy.

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This means that both me and the love of my life are really bad at our jobs, which seems about right.

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an echidna with only one penis head instead of four

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HOL up

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Our office had our holiday potluck we called “This is America”

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hi everyone! I am quite busy right now can someone else please make a post?

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It’s not a question of whether they can, but whether they should

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I heard a guy ask his girlfriend if she wanted to rob an orphanage and I think that’s a pretty good date idea

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The fact that Bohemian Rhapsody is one those “songs that get white people turnt” distracts from the fact that it’s literally one of the greatest songs ever created

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Remember to vote or whatever lmao

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