Shifty

[shiftythesilverfox]

I guess this is an intro post or... Something.

I'm Shifty, the Silver Fox! I'm a main character here at Gardenview Education Center and Museum (tm), and everyone *says* I'm a bully, but honestly, I don't see it! If you wanna talk about a bully, just look at Shrimpo!

Anyway, ask me questions, I guess. Can't promise I'll answer them, but give it your best shot.

(OOC below)

Hiii I'm Eclipse, the owner of Shifty! This is gonna be one of those OC ask/rp accounts. There will probably be lore later as it goes on, so stick around if you're interested in seeing that!

Now here's some rules;

• Shifty herself is a minor, keep all questions sfw. Any nsfw questions will be ignored and you will be blocked!

• Not a rule but updates might be very slow. Be patient

• Any questions involving any sort of hate or discrimination will be ignored.

• Please don't edit over or use my art or writing for anything. You can draw fanart of my characters or use my designs for the Toons, but do not use MY art/writing.

• Specify weather the ask is for me or for Shifty! When I answer questions I will use "🌗"!

That's all! Go crazy! Have fun!

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Hey Shifty, how is Glisten doing? He hasn't touched any ichor recently, right?...

Who? I've never heard of him before... So, I guess he probably hasn't been messing with ichor, since you seem to care. Not sure why, though.

🌗- I'd like to note that none of the update characters even exist in this AU due to it being made before I know of their existence at all, so they won't be added! Any and all questions surrounding the new update characters will be answered with confusion and mild concern for your mental health.

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Shifty can you tell is about your handler

Well I can tell you she was a great handler. Maybe too great. She did get on my nerves sometimes, but... I'm grateful for her... Maybe I should've been more grateful while she was here... It's... Quiet, now. Without the handlers around, it feels weird not being supervised. And not like a good weird, either, yknow? Like an... Empty. I guess.

There's not many pictures of the handlers around, either... I have one, though, let me grab it-

Here! I think this was when she was first assigned to me after my other one retired. I don't miss him much, he was weird...

But she wasn't. She kept me in line, which was annoying. There was always SOMETHING I did wrong... It was nice, though, I guess. She was nice when I wasn't in trouble, and she made sure kids didn't get to handsy with me, which I appreciated. I hated when kids grabbed me.

My absolute favourite memory of her, and I'm so sad nobody recorded it (Maybe Dandicus has the security cam footage?), is when her and Vee's handler got into a fight. She lost, miserably, but it was great.

I don't even remember what they got into a fight about, but they're lucky the facility was closed for the day when it happened! Both got warnings and their hours got cut for, like, a month. But I could tell it was worth it for her...

I miss her...

[shiftythesilverfox]

🌗- New Dandy concept that will be appearing in future lore content! Any previous design shown here has been retconned (though posts still remain lore-accurate as of now) and this is the one that will be used until further notice!

Eclipse

Twisted Dandy concept He's a lil guy He'd have a slightly different mechanic than he does in the game; Normal Dandy will sometimes follow

^^ To know more about him I made a post on my main blog explaining it!

- 🌗

[shiftythesilverfox]

Anyone got any ideas on what's wrong with her? She's been acting weird as hell lately and it's creeping everyone out. Tried telling her that and she just walked away, which, rude, but whatever.

Honestly same things happening with that teacup and the maid girl. Forgot their names but I've never had a reason to learn em in the first place. Still, theyre acting creepy and it's freaking everyone out. That deer kid won't stop staring at them like he's caught in headlights (Get it?). Rodger (hate that guy) insists the two are fine and gets offended like we insulted his mother when anyone says otherwise! Honestly I have no clue what's gotten into everyone here. One accident happens and everyone's losing it.

[shiftythesilverfox]

Shifty why fo you hate Dandy

Oh I don't just HATE Dandicus, I despise that stupid weed. Possibly more than Shrimpo, and we're all aware of how I feel about that guy.

Now as for why I hate him, I don't actually know. I've just never liked him? He's always given me bad vibes, especially recently. For one, how come he's the only one of us without a handler? I think it's unfair HE gets to just run around freely while the rest of us have to have humans breathing down our necks watching our every move. Closest he had to one was Pebbles handler!

And another thing, when we don't buy from him he gets so unreasonably angry it is INSANE. Dude needs help if he thinks his friendships are in danger just because we don't wanna buy the gumballs he probably found on the floor! If he wanted us to buy things he'd lower his prices and give us better crap, like Band-Aids or smoke bombs!

Speaking of his prices, why is he SO obsessed with those tapes? Like he didn't seem to care until, y'know... It's just weird? He seems very panicked anytime we try and go back to the lobby with some tapes, too, he always seems to find a reason and a way to take them from us...

One good thing I learned about him recently though is that if you strangle him, he sounds like a squeaky toy! Not saying I strangled him, for legal reasons, but it's quite entertaining.

[shiftythesilverfox]

If this flower tries to sell me ONE MORE GUMBALL WHEN I NEED BAND-AIDS I'M GONNA LOSS IT.

Have I ever talked about how much I HATE Dandicus? Oh yeah, full name. Nicknames are for friends, and Dandicus is NO friend of mine. I hated having to work with him and he's so weird. Dude needs serious help.

[shiftythesilverfox]

Making this an actual PSA instead of a reblog, since it came up; I do NOT appreciate my art or my writing being used in edits/memes. Please do not edit over it for your own fandom/what have you.

"Well why not?"

Because I am working very hard on these blogs and they are personal passion projects of mine. I am trying to share my OCs and the world I have made, and I am working very hard on it. I do not appreciate my hard work being used or stolen for other purposes.

And I know it's inevitable that this may happen eventually, but I'd rather slim the chances now than try and prevent it from happening later.

Please understand and respect this. -🌗

[shiftythesilverfox]

shifty what's with the last posy

I mean I didn't say anything I'm not allowed to, technically. And all of it was true. Shrimpo just sucks, and everyone here can agree with me, even the kid. Plus it's not like I can really get in trouble anymore. Not since it happened.

And if Shrimpo has a problem with what I said (Even though it was all the truth), he can come fight me himself. We both know I'll win, anyway.

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Shifty who is your LEAST fav toon there?

This God forsaken Shrimp. If I have to be in the elevator with him ONE MORE TIME I will lose it. I hate him. I despise him, even.

That is a face only a mother could love, and I've seen a LOT of faces in my time here at Gardenview. I'd rather deal with someone's snotty spoiled brat than be within a 50 foot radius of this stupid Shrimp. If he's within my general vicinity my day instantly gets worse.

What's worse is nobody is here to tell him off anymore. I don't know where they went but we're the only ones left to keep him in check and he does not care. I hate him.

Even my handler hated him... I wonder where she went.

He's just the worst.

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Shifty can we see more of your room? You seem like the type of person to have a cool room

So I don't have pictures of my room right now, besides what you can see in the other picture with Pebble, but I DO have a picture of the creepy ass hallway leading to it. This is where all our rooms are, mines sorta in the middle-ish.

You can't tell me it doesn't look like something out of a horror movie, though. I don't get why the walls of this area are so white when the rest of the facility is so colorful! I'd complain but my handler hasn't been here for a while...

I'm staring to get worried something happened to them...

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Shifty, do you get along with any of the other Toons at Gardenview? If so, who are they?

Pebble and I get along pretty well! Everyone else is kinda lame though, and I don't think they like me all that well. Honestly I dunno why, but I don't like them either, so I guess we're even!

Pebble is actually in my room right now, I got a picture