it's me, the hoka-gay

sorry narutoofkonoha but i'm the hokage now

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Note: This is not the same mun running the blog as the old shikadaiofkonoha (currently deactivated), sorry for any confusion!

Will RP with any group. Crossfandom approved/oc approved. Feel free to add rp to any post of mine

He/they pronouns

I have usurped @narutoofkonoha​‘s position as hokage

Send me asks

My guns are named Rakshasa (revolver) and Puck (pistol)

NSFW free (because shikadai is a minor) but you may need to block #eyestrain or #unreality

DNI: Minor/adult or student/teacher shippers, bigots etc lol

[sabakunara]

“ maybe, just maaaaaybe, mom was right about actually studying and not just depending on my memory.. ”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

couldn't be me

try harder next time, uh, other me

[sabakunara]

“ will definitely do so other me ”

[filetype-eshikadai-dot-exe]

Two of them in one spot. Sending coordinates now. Drop the bomb.

[sabakunara]

“ HUH?! ”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

ffffweeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEE-

!?

Huh. Wonder what that was for.

[osteus-deactivated20250601]

      ❛  Orochimaru-sama wouldn't approve of this. Why are you here?  ❜

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Got lost

[sabakunara]

“ maybe, just maaaaaybe, mom was right about actually studying and not just depending on my memory.. ”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

couldn't be me

try harder next time, uh, other me

[shikadaiofkonoha]

dear diary rabies isnt that serious right

[shikadaiofkonoha]

dear diary the bats in the attic are my friends

[shikadaiofkonoha]

dear diary my mom punished me by not cooking dinner and then got mad when i cooked myself dinner

[shikadaiofkonoha]

DEER diary. ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

dear diary i have emerged from the bog

[its-gaara-of-the-sand]

Today my sister visited me by surprise. Called me a “hopeless gay boy” to my face.

How do you even respond to this.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

damn uncle maybe it’s because you’re a hopeless gay boy

[its-gaara-of-the-sand]

Ah, Shikadai… It is nice to see you even if you are running your mouth as usual. Me, a hopeless gay boy? Hah. No, the only hopeless gay boy I know is your father.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

He is also hopeless.. but…

Hey Gaara watch this

[its-gaara-of-the-sand]

H… How dare you taunt me with this image. I’m going back to work, please leave.

On another note, where did you get that image and how do I obtain one.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

30 dollars.

[its-gaara-of-the-sand]

You damn kids. Fine. Here. Speak of this transaction to nobody.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Money keeps me silent. 

[shikanyaru]

Open Roleplay Account

Roleplay for Naruto and Boruto. 

Crossover allowed 

M/M romance only. NSFW ok from 18+ accounts only

No minor/adult or bigotry. 

He/They genderbizarre muse

Freely tag or send asks

[its-gaara-of-the-sand]

Today my sister visited me by surprise. Called me a “hopeless gay boy” to my face.

How do you even respond to this.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

damn uncle maybe it’s because you’re a hopeless gay boy

[its-gaara-of-the-sand]

Ah, Shikadai… It is nice to see you even if you are running your mouth as usual. Me, a hopeless gay boy? Hah. No, the only hopeless gay boy I know is your father.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

He is also hopeless.. but…

Hey Gaara watch this

[its-gaara-of-the-sand]

H… How dare you taunt me with this image. I’m going back to work, please leave.

On another note, where did you get that image and how do I obtain one.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

30 dollars.

[its-gaara-of-the-sand]

Today my sister visited me by surprise. Called me a “hopeless gay boy” to my face.

How do you even respond to this.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

damn uncle maybe it’s because you’re a hopeless gay boy

[its-gaara-of-the-sand]

Ah, Shikadai… It is nice to see you even if you are running your mouth as usual. Me, a hopeless gay boy? Hah. No, the only hopeless gay boy I know is your father.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

He is also hopeless.. but...

Hey Gaara watch this

[its-gaara-of-the-sand]

Today my sister visited me by surprise. Called me a “hopeless gay boy” to my face.

How do you even respond to this.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

damn uncle maybe it’s because you’re a hopeless gay boy

[shikadaiofkonoha]

"Shikadai... I wonder, why do you think killing is- why do you think that is fun? It is a bit... strange."

@metalleeofkonoha

"It's the thrill of it all, basically.. like hunting. Have you ever been hunting?"

[metalleeofkonoha]

“Not really... But- but humans are not animals, it is not the same!

... is it?”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Humans are totally animals! And with violent rogue ninja.. just think of it as “cleaning up”!”

[metalleeofkonoha]

“That... it is a strange way of seeing it.

But I guess you are right... But I still do not really get it. What would you, um, actually do if a rogue ninja appeared?”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Kill ‘em, obviously!” 

[metalleeofkonoha]

“I... I do not know what I expected...”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

“I am sorry, Shikadai, but- I prefer to not kill anyone unless it is necessary! Maybe then, I will enjoy it but... probably not.”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“So you’re saying you’d enjoy it... hey, Metal, let’s do a mission together..”

[metalleeofkonoha]

"I– I said maybe!

And, uh, that... I think that would be nice. But I will not kill anyone!"

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Let’s head off to get one, then.. My dad heads all this stuff, so I bet I can get him to give us something good.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

“That sound good for me! Let’s have fun!”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

[The two boys get their assignment and head off.]

“Come on! I’ve already got an idea of where the rogues will be.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

Metal quickly grabbed some shurikens, following his friend close by.

“I am ready for anything! Lead the way, Shikadai!

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Shikadai led Metal through the forest. He suddenly slowed.  “Someone’s close by here.. we should set some traps.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

Metal slowed down as Shikadai did so, silently observing the area around them in search for clues. ”... yes, something feels odd,” he mumbled, looking around for places to put traps in. He had his shuriken- using some explosive tags and his weapons probably wouldn’t be enough, but Metal still tried.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Shikadai assisted using the wire string he had brought along. 

“Alright, let’s hide!”

[metalleeofkonoha]

Metal went to hide with Shikadai, not letting go of his fighting stance. Anything could happen now- the rogues could see their trap, or see them.

He was starting to get anxious- but it wasn’t like he had never fought before.

“Any moment now...” Metal mumbled, more to himself than to be heard.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Shikadai hushed him. And then, just as predicted a masked ninja with a strike through their hitai-ate ran through their trap. 

[shikadaiofkonoha]

"Shikadai... I wonder, why do you think killing is- why do you think that is fun? It is a bit... strange."

@metalleeofkonoha

"It's the thrill of it all, basically.. like hunting. Have you ever been hunting?"

[metalleeofkonoha]

“Not really... But- but humans are not animals, it is not the same!

... is it?”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Humans are totally animals! And with violent rogue ninja.. just think of it as “cleaning up”!”

[metalleeofkonoha]

“That... it is a strange way of seeing it.

But I guess you are right... But I still do not really get it. What would you, um, actually do if a rogue ninja appeared?”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Kill ‘em, obviously!” 

[metalleeofkonoha]

“I... I do not know what I expected...”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

“I am sorry, Shikadai, but- I prefer to not kill anyone unless it is necessary! Maybe then, I will enjoy it but... probably not.”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“So you’re saying you’d enjoy it... hey, Metal, let’s do a mission together..”

[metalleeofkonoha]

"I– I said maybe!

And, uh, that... I think that would be nice. But I will not kill anyone!"

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Let’s head off to get one, then.. My dad heads all this stuff, so I bet I can get him to give us something good.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

“That sound good for me! Let’s have fun!”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

[The two boys get their assignment and head off.]

“Come on! I’ve already got an idea of where the rogues will be.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

Metal quickly grabbed some shurikens, following his friend close by.

“I am ready for anything! Lead the way, Shikadai!

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Shikadai led Metal through the forest. He suddenly slowed.  “Someone’s close by here.. we should set some traps.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

Metal slowed down as Shikadai did so, silently observing the area around them in search for clues. ”... yes, something feels odd,” he mumbled, looking around for places to put traps in. He had his shuriken- using some explosive tags and his weapons probably wouldn’t be enough, but Metal still tried.

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Shikadai assisted using the wire string he had brought along. 

“Alright, let’s hide!”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

"Shikadai... I wonder, why do you think killing is- why do you think that is fun? It is a bit... strange."

@metalleeofkonoha

"It's the thrill of it all, basically.. like hunting. Have you ever been hunting?"

[metalleeofkonoha]

“Not really... But- but humans are not animals, it is not the same!

... is it?”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Humans are totally animals! And with violent rogue ninja.. just think of it as “cleaning up”!”

[metalleeofkonoha]

“That... it is a strange way of seeing it.

But I guess you are right... But I still do not really get it. What would you, um, actually do if a rogue ninja appeared?”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Kill ‘em, obviously!” 

[metalleeofkonoha]

“I... I do not know what I expected...”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Don’t knock it if you haven’t tried it.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

“I am sorry, Shikadai, but- I prefer to not kill anyone unless it is necessary! Maybe then, I will enjoy it but... probably not.”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“So you’re saying you’d enjoy it... hey, Metal, let’s do a mission together..”

[metalleeofkonoha]

"I– I said maybe!

And, uh, that... I think that would be nice. But I will not kill anyone!"

[shikadaiofkonoha]

“Let’s head off to get one, then.. My dad heads all this stuff, so I bet I can get him to give us something good.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

“That sound good for me! Let’s have fun!”

[shikadaiofkonoha]

[The two boys get their assignment and head off.]

“Come on! I’ve already got an idea of where the rogues will be.”

[metalleeofkonoha]

Metal quickly grabbed some shurikens, following his friend close by.

“I am ready for anything! Lead the way, Shikadai!

[shikadaiofkonoha]

Shikadai led Metal through the forest. He suddenly slowed.  “Someone’s close by here.. we should set some traps.”