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@shilohlandcaster
Is it bad that the only reason I ever actually wanted to be a doctor was just so that I could possibly have a Doctor Derek Shepherd? That I could bang and fall in love with and marry? Ugh. That was the American Dream.
Nope, not a bad reason at all. I mean, as long as you weren't planning on doing really difficult surgeries on people when you didn't know how to.
The ’Where do babies come from’ ?
Oh no. Please tell me you told him the stork.
So uh…my son asked me the dread question today.
Excuse me for not knowing Mom vocabulary, but what is the dread question?
@motherofthepride: @shilohsays: who's there?
@shilohsays: motherofthepride dozen.
@motherofthepride: @shilohsays Yeah lets hear it.
@shilohsays: @motherofthepride Alright, knock knock
@fckthea: @shilohsays sure
@holidays: @fckthea knock knock
@shilohsays: Hey, anyone wanna hear a knock knock joke?
Some—some old guy just, um, just paid for my lunch take out and gave me his — his card? I’m not sure what’s going on… but I got free Chinese food! —and he had a briefcase..
Well, free Chinese food is nice, right?
But they’re worth it.
I always get too many, because who really just eats six of them? So there's always one or two that comes out of the microwave cold.
In exactly one month I will be finding out the sex of my baby!
You're pregnant?
Mila Kunis already is the hottest girl walking around. Whenever I hear Michael Cera I just think about his creepy dirtstache. It’s terrifying. Who the hell would do that to you? That’s torture.
Very, very true. I don't know how anyone could even hate her. Whenever I think about Michael Cera, I always remember that one picture of him and Snooki. Oh, my dad's ex-wife. She didn't know the ending at all.
Making pizza rolls is becoming too much of a hassle these days.
The Fosters? I’ve never heard of it.
Really? It's actually a pretty popular show. I love it.
Well I was only gone for a few days, but missed you all and I’m happy to be back home!
Hi! Welcome home!
@shilohsays: Anyone up or am I just going to have to watch movies all alone?
Imaginary Enemy l l Journal entry
Dated January 1st, 2013
You know, I don't really like to write in my diary. I hate writing my emotions where people can eventually stumble upon my work and read it out in the open. However, I'm lucky because I got one of those password journal things. Of course, like the adult sort of ones. Not those cheapo ones that you see advertised constantly on Nick when you're waiting for F.R.I.E.N.D.S. or George Lopez to come on. Besides, I'm going to be an adult soon, how stupid would it look for me to own one of those kiddo diaries?
Anyways, so today was an eventful day. My mom and dad took me to a party just a few hours ago. I just came back like twenty minutes ago and I'm cuddled up with Rocky up in my bed. The cat refuses to talk to me after I took away the catnip, which is okay. I still have Rocky, after all. George Lopez is on rerun and I'm eating that caramel popcorn from the tin that we got from the Christmas party.
Jeremy won't tell him who he's dating, still. It's either that really cute brunette girl who gave me a scarf before we went on vacation or that really annoying boy that might be transferring to our school. I'm secretly hoping it's the really annoying boy. Cute scarf girl is too cute for him.
Anyways, party. God, I get off track so much. I just saw Jeremy, that's why I went off-topic. I hid in the garage for a bit and then I came up when they dropped the ball on television. I ended up stealing the bottle of wine that they had in the cellar. Of course, nobody was drinking it or anything. I don't think they needed it anyways. Damn people and their wine.
I don't even like wine that much.
