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[mafumafuriah]

Nine of Swords - Tarot Card Commission

I had the pleasure to draw @shimimori ’s awesome character! I feel in love with his design almost immediately! Thank you again for everything! <3

[shimimori-archive]

Logging in here just to reblog this, please check them out! They did such a lovely job with my boy 😭💞

[thebootydiaries]

when i catch myself catching feelings

[thebootydiaries]

when i catch myself catching feelings

[snailsoup-deactivated20200616]

hi everyone!! i just published this 13-page comic on Tapas. If you like nature, amoebas, and (very) short stories, this comic might be for you!!

>> link here: https://tapas.io/series/-Mountain-Child

[janrheeee-deactivated20171012]

Happy belated birthday present for the wonderful @melianella

with your favs caejose Lisa Lisa’s boys in Gucci 2017 spring 

[janrheeee-deactivated20171012]

heart’s an ocean

[darkerskin-deactivated20170723]

I don’t feel like I’m 6'4. it just kinda feels like everyone’s small.

[sheabutterbitch]

Just say you’re 6'4 and go

[jumex]

*pulls up to mcdonalds drive thru* hey…..it’s me again

[cartooncoyote]

[scenicroutes]

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

[kevinprices-deactivated20130829]

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

[scenicroutes]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

[wambamsamfam]

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

[brendenfraser]

[ihaveitwitheverybody]

This might be the best thing ever filmed.

[mediokrek]

I’ve seen the gif, but it’s even better with the context of how little time it took.

[tinafey]

please watch this show

[brucebocchi]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

No.

[ace-pervert]

yes

[itscoldinwonderland]

YES

[yourownpetard]

This is the language equivalent of King Solomon suggesting cutting the baby in half.

[abbabyduck]

^ ^ hehe! reblogging also helps me a lot too!

[pasta-and-proteinbars-blog]

“Swear words” don’t hurt anyone of any age and shouldn’t be censored at all. And it’s such fucking bullshit when parents get mad at you for swearing around their kids when you know they hear all that shit at home anyway lol. I’ll speak however I want thanks.

[nudne]

yesterday i called a 4yo a whiny little shit in tescos and her mum dropkicked me in the face but i dont know why. its just words! i dont know how decent human beings act

[jenniferlawurence]

[blackmodel]

MOOD

[topherchris]

[mistressofthedarkroast]

She is finally free

[omega3]

How am i gona be ugly n broke at the same time??

?????