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Hi, Neil!

I was wondering, why doesn't Crowley have a "normal human job" like Aziraphale. Like Aziraphale is a bookseller. Why isn't Crowley like a chef or something like that.

I remember in 1991 one of the notes Terry and I got from the studio on our original script was that Crowley needed a job as well and that Aziraphale needed a more glamorous job than Bookseller. It was the first time I'd ever written a script so I tried giving Crowley a job in the next draft, but he wasn't really very good at it, and it wasn't very convincing.

He sort of has a job in 1941.

#needs a lazygirl job #work from home set ur laptop to Busy and play cookie clicker all day #good omens #meta

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ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me

rogha

#first heard it in a hockey rink

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Crowley's coat in in Good Omens 2x03

#fancy! youuuu #good omens #gifset

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Trigun

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“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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donald-trump-official

Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

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Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)

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I’ve been waiting for this post since I read the NYT headline this morning!

#RIC FLAIR WOO'D AT THIS

thealogie

You go to your friend’s house and Jeff Bezos is there. You’re like “are you insane? That’s Jeff Bezos, he’s evil, we need to throw him out” and your friend tries to convince you that no poor Jeff Bezos has amnesia and is in a lot of trouble so you have to help him. This is insane to you but you’re in love with your friend so you’re like okay…and then Jeff Bezos regains his memories and runs off to live out his queer love story. You’re like “well that was INSANE wasn’t it? Let’s go do boozy brunch to get over it and also I might be in love with you”…..but your friend/love of your life is like “this is awkward but I’m actually the new CEO of Amazon”…….that would be terrible wouldn’t it? Well something really similar happened to my good friend crowley

#that would be terrible wouldnt it?#gomens 2 spoilers #good omens #meta

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#The way they probably erased Crowley's memory of heaven. Also the way Crowley offered a hot chocolate to Gabriel just after even though he still hated him because he knew how it feels to remember nothing (insp from this post by @perpetualcontrolleddrowning)

#empty house #gifset #good omens #gomens 2 spoilers #meta

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nothing that stimulant medication and a coffee and an energy drink and a bump of coke and a good hard slap in the face and seven years in the harsh wilderness and a hug from a friend and a firm prostate milking and 250mg of MDMA crystals and a top of the line gaming PC and a tall glass of water and a distant memory of summer and piano lessons and four 20mg edibles and a sword that hungers for human blood and a well socialized tuxedo cat and a sushi dinner and a leather jacket and a power nap and a single beautiful rod of depleted uranium and regular estradiol injections and a typewritten sheet of paper bearing the solution to the hard problem of consciousness and nipple clamps and a lobotomy and a gun and another coffee can't fix