Incorrect SHINee Quotes

If they didn’t say it, they should have

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SHINee as tweets

Onew

Jonghyun

Key

Minho

Taemin

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Onew: *states the most reasonable, down-to-earth, practical rule to follow in the dorms*

Taemin: how am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions

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Minho: remember jimmy neutron?

Key: yeah, but I haven’t seen it in years

Minho: what was the superhero the nerdy kid loved?

Key: ultra lord, and his name was sheen

Minho: yes, thank you. When’s my birthday?

Key:

Minho: when’s my birthday kibum

Key:

Key: happy b—

Minho: it was yesterday

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Minho: I just have a hard time standing up to Key, he never listens to what I want…

Onew: well, you just have to sit him down and tell him “I’m a grownup. I make my own decisions.”

Minho: …you want me to brag about you to Key?

[shineequesamere]

two yonkoma (?) (read from top to bottom) and a classic as an illustration! Idea for the comic from @shinee-really-said-this ! thank you!!! uwu

shinee slowtember for vegetable!

i tried somethings a lil bit different for the shading in v2 and thought i'd share it as well

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EVERYONE LOOK AT THESE!!!

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Jonghyun: hey could you pick up a gallon of milk from the store? And if they have avocados get six

Minho, returning with six gallons of milk: they had avocados

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Minho: and what do we say when life disappoints us?

Onew: called it

Minho: No—

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Taemin: asked my mom why I stopped martial arts when I was a kid and she said she saw “a great darkness in my eyes”

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Onew: alright let’s do some brainstorming. When I say choreography, what words do you think of? Just off the top of your head

Minho: choreographer

Key: nope, can’t say a word with the word

Jonghyun: this isn’t taboo

Taemin: incest!

SHINee: …

Taemin: it’s taboo in like, every culture

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Minho: I was doing CrossFit on the night in question

Detective: you’re not even a subject

Minho: I just wanted you to know

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Two yonkoma(?) I made based of @shinee-really-said-this posts aaaa, I tried my best!

those also fit for the shineeslowtember lol, sleepy they sure are!

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IM OBSESSED WITH THESE!!!

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Onew: wait so you told them you spent money you didn’t actually spend, and then you took the money and kept it in a bag hidden in your room?

Taemin: mm-hmm

Onew: isn’t that… embezzlement?

Taemin: *scoff* embezzlement is when you put jewels on your jacket

Jonghyun: I think you mean bedazzling

Key: which is also a crime

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Jonghyun: do you have chicken?

Waiter: no, we have beef

Jonghyun: oh we have— WE HAVE BEEF??? Minho hold my breadsticks—

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Taemin, after breaking into Key’s house: so I bet you’re wondering why I’m here

Key: yeah, kind of??

Taemin: well, get ready to die

Key:

Taemin: not because I’m gonna kill you, it’s just a really funny story

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Taemin: permission to express myself through dance, your honor

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Minho, sending an outfit selfie in the group chat: thoughts?

Key: and prayers

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SHINee as tweets

Onew

Jonghyun

Key

Minho

Taemin