Shinji Headcanons Up the Ass

THIS BLOG IS STRICTLY 18+ A place in which I post headcanons about the Gotei 13's captain of Squad 5. No the other one. Feel free to send me your own headcanons or requests. Basically this is just a Shinji Hirako blog. The only thing I don't accept is scenario requests!  Admin: Mama Slut. Avatar by Sorayomi. NSFW warning.

[shinji-slut]

I no longer write for this fandom! (for the most part)

Mama slut welcomes messages from adults. MDNI

Current shit:

I've scheduled a ton of my old writing to gradually get reblogged so all the original content is easier to find!

For The Gays™️:

In the past I've written exclusively with female pronouns and probably female anatomy. I have massive regret about this. No one has mentioned it to me but I realize how hard it is to find this kind of content geared towards gay/bi men and trans people. I'm sorry I contributed to that and I genuinely do see Shinji being all cute with a trans person and/or gay dude. I just was writing content for myself in the beginning and then kept up that trend.

If you feed my stuff to ai I'll feed you to a paper shredder

Admin stands with Palestine 🇵🇸

[shinji-slut]

Bought a pair of panties bc the pattern reminded me of our boy

[shinjisgirl]

Shinji after 2 weeks with me

[bleachdirtyconfessions]

[shinjisgirl]

Damn right

[shinji-slut]

I want to think up some pet names Shinji would use for a male or nonbinary partner so I can go back and insert them into old fics but I'm #struggling

Yall are welcome to send me ideas if you're masc or nonbinary

[shinji-slut]

My husband plays a table top role play game and I recently joined him. His chatacter is a volatile bossy 18 year old E girl and my character is an aloof lanky dude who never lets on more than people need to know

So anyways we accidently created Shinji and Hiyori

[shinji-slut]

I had a dream that Shinji and I were a couple and he got out of the shower and was walking around with a tiny towel around his waste. He plagues me.

[shinji-slut]

His hips and ass were so small it was ridiculous I love that bean pole man

[shinji-slut]

I had a dream that Shinji and I were a couple and he got out of the shower and was walking around with a tiny towel around his waste. He plagues me.

[shinjisgirl]

I'M GOING FERAL

Source: @monster_by_jun on instagram

[misssmina]

I hate when yall write the same kind of personality for self insert fics.

I don’t want to keep seeing the same easily flustered, no backbone, cries a lot Y/N. Here are some versions that I think would work better for each character.

Sweetheart Y/N: Caretaker, blushy, scolds character for not taking care of themselves. Best for slice of life AU’s or as a quirkless character. [Midoriya, Hawks, Dabi, Toshinori, Aizawa]

Goofball Y/N: Silly, playfully sarcastic, best friend type, takes nothing seriously. [Bakugou, Shigaraki, Todoroki, Aizawa]

Bitchy/Bratty Y/N: Tackless, competitive, well meaning, emotionally constipated. [Kirishima, Iida, Midoriya, Bakugou, Sero]

Bestie/Sacrificial Y/N: Fun, overly understanding, forgiving, compassionate, competitive. Best for angst and/or character development. [Dabi, Shigaraki, Bakugou, Aizawa, Hawks.]

More variety please & thank you 🩵 also please make it long

Edit: The way people are bitching about this post is crazy. I legitimately do not care how you write, it’s YOUR writing. But you have options, that is the point. This post was not a personal attack to ANYONE. Just have fun writing and push yourself.

[shinji-slut]

It's his birthday.

[shinji-slut]

Should I make a Hero Academia blog

yes

JD Vance killed the pope

Voting ended onMay 5, 2025

[shinji-slut]

Do you think he killed the Pope because he thought the Popehood was like being a Kenpachi

[shinji-slut]

If you're following me and you're the person who called the feds on keepingupwiththekenpachis ten years ago:

Your mom's a hoe

[shinixgami]

among us emergency meeting

[jogakky]

IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND HE'S ALL I DRAW GOD I HAVE BECOME SO CRINGE!! Anyway, Kittji~! (my brain is rotting-) ALSO THE LAST DRAWING IS ONE I MADE IN THE MDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH MY MOUSE ON PAINT THIS DRAWING HAUNTS ME-

[shinji-slut]

Should I get back into Bleach?

yes

also yes

Voting ended onDec 25, 2024