Most Of My Bloodstream Is Just Various Condiments

22 :)

[venusins-deactivated20260422]

ARE WE EVER REALLY ALONE ?

pale visitor!sukuna x survivor!reader 'no, i'm not a human' AU

SYNOPSIS: Stay inside. Lock your doors. Close your blinds. Only let humans in and eliminate all visitors. When the apocalypse happened, the rules seemed simple- but as the nights tick by, you find yourself scrambling to survive. And every time you turn him away, you're left questioning how much you really know about yourself and this new world.

WARNINGS: dead dove- post-apocalyptic au, descriptions of death & violence, blood, guns, unreliable narrator, somewhat follows the gameplay/dialogue of no, i'm not a human, strong language, extreme guilt/shame, emotional conflict, emotional manipulation, depression, anxiety & paranoia, strangers/enemies to lovers, eventual smut -> dub-con, true-form sukuna; more tags to be added

A/N: art creds @/decay_int on insta & x, other images from NINAH gameplay.

taglist: closed!

status: ongoing

☣︎ part 1

☣︎ part 2

☣︎ part 3

☣︎ part 4

[gubbybug]

[jetpack]

The blade is imbued with great power. I can feel it course through my hands as I unsheathe it. I do not know if I can sate its hunger. Read more on my blog.

[sunfortune]

kids stay in school or they will put you in nct

[huachengslastbraincell]

More Jokes With Cyno

[incorrecttwicequotes]

So yesterday I discovered that Party Rock Anthem and TT have the same BPM and following the original video of my discovery, I’ve decided to put things in reverse and let me just say holy fucking shit what have I done 

[shinnywastelandkitty]

So much BDE

[enby-axels]

when i say “ily” you assume it means “i love you” but actually, I'm saying “i love yuzuru” not everything is about you. sometimes everything is about yuzuru hanyu the greatest figure skater of all time and that’s completely fine

[talknojutzu]

sasuke: “i married him” okay but did he promise to bare the burden of your sins and die with you? did he cry in bed for five hours just hoping and praying that you were still alive? did he lie awake at night on his floor wondering if you were thinking about him too? did he strip away his pride by dropping to his knees as he begged the heads of state to spare your poor soul? did he get the living shit beaten out of him to the point where he could barely breathe just because he couldn’t- no- he wouldn’t sell you out? did he have a panic attack because he would no longer be able to stand next to you, had you been executed? did he clench his chest as he whispered your name while a shooting star soared across the sky after a hard day of training? did you both lose your arms but you didn’t care because you were finally here beside him and he loves you, he loves you so much, and you love him too, just the same, if not, even more? no? didn’t think so.

hinata: ... i didn’t even say anything 😕

[sasuke-and-naruto]

this was sasuke's toast at their wedding 

[xeviares]

Haikyuubu Masterlist

I reread them pretty often, so I decided to make this

All of them are posted by @kuromantic, so thanks!

Please note that this post will only be updated, not reblogged, so you will need to click on the original post if you do reblog.

I will also reblog to announce a new update.

This week: More sketches! Hopefully we’ll get a real chapter sometime..

Extra Sketches 3

Last chapter:

Ushijima’s (Virtual) Reality

Next chapter: It will be Post-Timeskip Akaashi and Udai, but the translator has no idea when it’ll post, and therefore neither do I. Sorry?

Special Announcement: Hey, all the random sketches of Haikyuubu’s translations have just been released, part 3! I am aware I placed it as 53.25 and 5.5, but I’m not sure how else to order them.

Chapter Glitch: Chapter 52, Kuro(o) the Kitten should be fixed!

Chapter 1: Akaashi Predicts (Almost) Everything

Chapter 1.5: Akaashi Hosts a Bokuto Pop Quiz

Chapter 2: Kenma the Champion

Chapter 3: Ushijima, Spirit Destroyer

Chapter 4: Kita (Almost) Never Laughs

Chapter 5: The Association Drinks A Lot

Chapter 6: Mika is Sick of Volleyball

Chapter 7: Hana Puts Up With Way Too Much

Chapter 8: Nakashima Has Too Many Fans

Chapter 9: Aone Keeps Too Many Secrets

Chapter 10: Oikawa Gets a Translator

Chapter 11: Tora Tries to Get a Manager

Chapter 12: Tendou Makes Manga

Chapter 13: The Managers Make Food

Chapter 14: The Miyas’ Bodyswap

Chapter 15: Aone and Yachi

Chapter 16: Seijoh Washed Ashore

Chapter 17: The Coaches

Chapter 18: Bokuto and the Principal’s Office

Chapter 19: Let’s All Become Hyakuzawa

Chapter 20: The Cats and Snow

Chapter 21: (No One Wants) Oikawa as a Youtuber

Chapter 22: Terushima Tries to Get a Job

Chapter 23: The Karasuno Neighborhood Meeting

Chapter 24: Isekai Shiratori

Chapter 25: Kanoka’s Delinquent Love

Chapter 26: Bokuto and Kiryuu’s Interview

Chapter 27: Tanaka and Nishinoya’s Exams

Chapter 28: Ukai and Saeko’s Meeting from Hell

Chapter 29: Seijoh Plays Cards

Chapter 30: Yachi’s Presents

Chapter 31: Kuroo VS Daishou

Chapter 32: Inarizaki’s Fortune Strips

Chapter 33: Taketora’s Youtube Debut

Chapter 34: Futakuchi and some kids

Chapter 35: Yachi’s Valentine

Chapter 35.5: Haikyuu Folktales- Oikawa-Taro

Chapter 36: Tendou the.. Kappa?

Chapter 37: Suzumeda’s Diet

Chapter 38: Sakusa’s Problem

Chapter 39: Ougiminami Recruiting

Chapter 40: Nekoma Plays Online Games!

Chapter 41: Oikawa Tries and Gets Tamed

Chapter 42: Karasuno Lottery

Chapter 43: Sakura with Yachi’s mom

Chapter 44: Android Aone

Chapter 45: Go Go Michimiya!

Chapter 46: Fukurodani Eating Contest

Chapter 47: Shiratorizawa Flower Fairy

Chapter 48: Shimada Mart Advertising

Chapter 49: Seijoh Goes Fishing

Chapter 50: Inarizaki’s Comedy Routines

Chapter 51: A Couple’s First Beach Date

Chapter 52: Kuro(o) the Kitten

Chapter 52.5: Haikyuubu Extra Sketches

Chapter 53: Ushijima’s (Virtual) Reality

Chapter 53.25: Extra Sketches 2

Chapter 53.5: Extra Sketches 3

Chapter 54: Post Timeskip Akaashi and Udai, ???

[hina-wit-da-glock]

**As previously mentioned, I have cited all my sources for this in the ()**

KARASUNO

-Suga is from Minnesota (Suga is seen wearing a shirt saying “Minnesota boy” on page 45 of chapter 234)

-Daichi is from Alabama (He canonically says “yeehaw they don’t play volleyball like this in Alabama” in chapter 78 page 78)

-Nishinoya is from Arizona (this is seen when the temperature falls below 20 F in chapter 2 and he dies. this part was really sad for me because he was my favorite character up to that point and so I was bummed when Jungkook from BTS replaced him as the Libero for Karasuno  :( )

-Tanaka is from New Mexico and is Hispanic. (He reveals this in chapter 1 when he calls Hinata a “pinche gringo” and also has the zia symbol tattooed on his eyelids)

-Hinata is from New York and his favorite curse is “fuck” (he has canonically said fuck 456 times in the first 5 chapters and his New York roots are shown when he shouts “Yous is lucky we aint in the big apple, yous fuckas would be dead”

-Kageyama is a bitch from Michigan (he has a bumper sticker on his 2007 Honda Civic that says “People are born everywhere but legends are born in Michigan” that we see in chapter 78 page 90)

NEKOMA

-Kuroo is from Dallas, Texas (he has “Texas is the shit” tattooed on his asscrack as seen in chap 34 page 89) 

-Kenma is from Quebec, il est un homme francais babeyyyy (he is heard in an ova saying “je suis de Quebec, je ne sais pas Japan”)

-Yaku is from Maryland (He has a Maryland Til I Die tattoo on his left bicep as shown when he takes off his shirt in chapter 5 to arm wrestle Nekomata for the coaching position. He wins and takes over the team, taking them to nationals 69 times)

-Lev is from Havana, Cuba. His bachata is perfect and he only speaks Spanish in the manga, which creates tension between himself and the rest of the team. (He says “la gente heterosexual no tiene derechos“ when he first meets the Nekoma team in chapter 23 page 4)

AOBA JOHSAI

-Oikawa and Iwaizumi are from Southern California (We know this because the source of Oikawa’s and Kageyama’s rivalry is due to Kageyamas preference for Northern California, which is revealed in chapter 67 page 5)

-Kunimi is from Alberta (he says “Im from Alberta and also I love smoking weed and am a Gemini” on page 69 of chapter 420)

FUKURODANI

-Bokuto is from New Jersey and Snooki is his canonical mother. (She brings him his lunch of a deep fried hotdog and coleslaw during the Nekoma v Fukurodani match and can be seen in the stands on page 46 of chapter 172)

-Akaashi is from Washington (he takes Bokuto with him back to his hometown over spring break in chapter 56, this is the same chapter where we find out hes never known the touch of a woman)

SHIRATORIZAWA

-Tendou is from Florida, and his uncle is famous rapper Riff Raff. (This is seen when Riff Raff visits him at a tournament in chapter 56 and says “ whats up my sweet nephew Tendou, your family and I miss you back in Florida” This beautiful moment between the two later causes Tendou to be so homesick for Florida that Shiratorizawa loses the match and misses nationals) 

-Semi is from Las Vegas, Nevada. He is shown in the time skip to return home and become a world famous poker star who also strips on the weekends to make ends meet. (this is in chapter 56 if you wanna check my research)

-Ushijima has no confirmed birthplace. He does however, allude to his proof of birth being consumed by a fire in 1607.(this is seen in a secret chapter called “The Boys Think Ushi is an Old God Come to Condemn Man” during the nationals arc)

-Goshiki is from Ohio. He admits to living in a house consisting only of corn stalks and has a closet of only overalls (The reader can assume he is from Ohio due to his response to Ushijima’s question about if he was available for practice during summer break, since he says “you mean corn season, city slicker?” and then spits in Ushijima’s face. This is the moment Ushijima quits the team and Goshiki becomes captain) 

 OTHERS:

-Aone is from Toronto (he says “Greetings Hinata Shoyo I am Aone from Tronto” on page 4 of chapter 56 during the Date Tech v Karasuno match)

-The Miyas are from Virginia and are both homeschooled virgins who get zero cooch (as shown by the flashback in chapter 56 depicting their lives in VA before they were adopted by Waka Folcka Flame in 2006)

Hope this cleared things up for everyone! None of the characters are canonically from Japan and its been really upsetting me when people tell me that not every story is based in the United States :(

[cypherthevideo]

Talent is something you make bloom, instinct is something you polish.

[shinnywastelandkitty]

If you ever feel like you’re bad at flirting just remember that on Tuesday my crush asked me if I wanted to sit by him in class so I panicked and told him that I’d rather sit by the trash can

[shinnywastelandkitty]

Yo this was in like 8th grade lmao. A little update on the whole situation I guess. It turns out he actually liked me too but neither of us found out until recently but now we're not dating bc we haven't talked to each other since the 8th grade.

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of genotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[firebreathingeli]

Please watch this series of Japanese gum commercials

You won’t regret it I promise

[fandomsandfeminism]

……wow

[williamhmasqets]

omg

[sp00ky-teacup]

OMG?

[shadamy22]

@thisismouseface

[shi1498912]

wtf?!

[cryptovalid]

The Sakeru Gummy Cinematic Universe is the most ambitious endeavor of all time.

[jackthebard]

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

[sourcedumal]

[shuttersmiley]

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

[foxsan-deactivated20140515]

Isaac Asimov.

[sim0nbaz-deactivated20170205]

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

[cryptovalid]

And if you want to go back even further, the first named, identified author in history was Enheduanna of Akkad, a Sumerian high priestess.

[gunthatshootsennui]

Kinda funny, considering this Isaac Asimov quote on the subject:

Mary Shelley was the first to make use of a new finding of science which she advanced further to a logical extreme, and it is that which makes Frankenstein the first true science fiction story.

[deathcomes4u]

Even Isaac Asimov ain’t having none of your shit, not even posthumously.

[velocigrey-deactivated20160825]

You know what else was invented by women? Masked vigilantes, the precursor to the modern superhero. Baroness Emma Orczy wrote The Scarlet Pimpernel in 1905. The character would later inspire better known masked vigilantes such as Zorro and Batman.

[geekinlibrariansclothing]

Got that?

[bettieleetwo]

Stick that in your international pipe and smoke it

[la-knight]

I have literally been telling people this for over a year.

[athenadark]

the first extended prose piece - ie a novel, was not, as many male scholars will shout, Don Quixote (1605) but The Tale of Genji (1008) written by a woman

[thepsychicclam]

The first autobiography ever written in English is also attributed to a woman, The Book of Margery Kempe (1430s).

[ladynorbert]

The day may come when I find this post and do not reblog it, but it is not this day.

[fragments-of-sappho]

Women invented language while men were hunting. I mean…

[relentlesserudition]

For reference and further fact-checking.

[shinnywastelandkitty]

You know I was so happy when I saw all my new followers but then I realized that they're all probably porn blogs....

[feministism]