Shiny Happy Rachel

I see you’re playing stupid again. And I see you’re winning, too.

[shinyhappyrachel]

Last night someone asked me Dennys or IHOP and my response is IHOP has better food but Dennys has a better personality & I like quirky. It makes sense in my head @dennys

[shinyhappyrachel]

Old people's complaints about kids before July 6 '16 - anti-social - lazy & don't go outside - can't hang out without drugs & fighting After July 6 '16 LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE

[andrewbelami]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

me as a pilot

me *accidentally over intercom*: siri how do i land a big airplane at Newark airport

[gothicprep]

a lot of people have a lot of different opinions as to what the worst post on tumblr is but this is objectively it

[so-glad-were-neighbors-deactiva]

BRUHHH MY FACEBOOK FEED WAS WONDERFUL TODAY!!! THEY DRAGGED THIS MAN TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL I CANT BREATHE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[shinyhappyrachel]

Do you like you? Cause I like you

Do you like you? Cause I like you

Dear Rachel who knows it all at 16, You don’t know it all. You don’t know anything… You don’t love him. I know it feels like your world revolves around him but I promise you, it doesn’t. It won’t. Oh holy shit girl, live your life! In 20 years, you’re not going to give a moment’s thought to what people think about you. Don’t let it hold you back. Live life for us and not for others. You love a…

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[shinyhappyrachel]

Get smart and nothing can touch you

Get smart and nothing can touch you

Hey, what’s new? I’ve heard about you Left me broken and down But I recovered and discovered a woman you’d never deserve I’m sorry you’re hopelessly lonely Which number “one and only” are you on? You know that side you hide? a disguise made of lies I’m finally free but what was the fee? I said I’d love you forever whenever, through whatever but I withdraw that promise I leave you with this I’m…

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[shinyhappyrachel]

I'm not going to write you a love song...

I’m not going to write you a love song…

Dear you, You, the only ex I have that I still talk to. I’m a Scorpio. We don’t stay friends with exes. We commit emotional suicide trying to save relationships and then when we’re done… we’re done. It’s not goodbye, it’s good riddance. But that’s not how it is with you. Over the thousands of years that have passed since I heartlessly dumped you (I’m sorry!), we’ve remained friends. I got…

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[shinyhappyrachel]

the dog or inanimate object memes are out of control

[love-personal]

[shinyhappyrachel]

Holy fuck I can't even breathe look at that dumbass expression

[preposterousness]

oh HELL yeah

[shinyhappyrachel]

So it's legal to mail these. I may or may not personally know.

[queenbradbury]

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you suddenly hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they just knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

[wehaveourdragons-deactivated201]

 #my favourite is when you hear a deep heavy sigh afterwards #or a string of curse words

[shinyhappyrachel]

please tell me again how you love "natural" looking women

know what else is natural? leg hair armpit hair pubic hair stretch marks saggy boobs gravity in general pimples menstruation

you know… all that “natural shit” boys get so grossed out over

[shinyhappyrachel]

Ok this shit is really getting old. We have women hollering about free the nipple & no slut shaming & equal rights but go to Instagram & find a hot chick model or famous person & read the comments. Woman after woman calling them sluts & whores & trashy & im thinkin BACK THE FUCK UP. Rly???? I don't wanna hear how "strong" you are when you're shit talking about another woman. Fuck. You. Strong is building other women up. Strong is knowing that you're not any less beautiful because someone else is also beautiful Strong is getting some goddamn self-esteem & not letting the world dictate how you should look & feel NO ONE deserves to be treated as badly as you feel.

[camillesaroyan]