tiddy bongos

n.p.s.

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

due to personal reasons you will be passing away

[tessfest]

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[nyanbinyuri]

[acetrek]

[unclefather]

This is like… the real plot for fallout: new Vegas

[shittymoviedetails]

In the Little Mermaid (1991), Ariel meets an African mermaid from the Ivory Coast. This is because mermaids are fictional and can be black.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that researchers historically have avoided using female animals in medical studies specifically so they don’t have to account for influences from hormonal cycles. This may explain why women often don’t respond to available medications or treatments in the same way as men do (x)

[recommend]

100 Hilarious Photos That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity

[dashingmadhousept]

[cokain]

[depression-stays-but-you-dont]

don’t mind me, just having a constant low key anxiety attack.

[bpdirt]

how tempting it is to stop existing when you’re already barely here

[marisatomay]

someone: it’s okay! you tried your best!!

me, with no idea of what my best even looks like anymore:

[farcryfromhere-moved]

Visit Original Link

[sixfromerie-deactivated20240121]

[meladoodle]

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

[firelorcl]

a dentist

[turkeyimportedfrommassachusetts]

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

[sadlesbeandisaster]

[princes-heels-deactivated201912]

always remember that love will always come back to u. in a different form, different person, different hobby, different touch. but in any way, love will always come back.

[lightheartedsuggestion]

The world is a little happier with you in it.

[meaningfulsuggestion]

The world is a little brighter with you in it.

[cute-hypothetical-scenarios]

The world is a little sweeter with you in it.

[romanticmusings]

The world is a little softer with you in it.

[positivelatina]

The world is a little more perfect with you in it.

[hopelesslydevotedsuggestions]

The world is a little prettier with you in it

[caloriecanyon]

The world is a little more charming with you in it

[profoundcalzone]

the world is a little more loving with you in it🌸

[awkward-gurls-world]

The world is a little more comforting with you in it.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

the human body is so fake like i’ll be reading the news and it’s like “25 year old woman free falls 1,500 feet into 25 feet of snow, found alive and uninjured” and while I’m absolutely reeling over that I don’t even have time to process it fully before I look at the next article “25 year old man falls into shallow end of pool, dies instantly.”

like our bodies literally have the durability predictability of an iphone

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

one time I misjudged how steep a “hill” was and proceeded to slide down the slope of a cliff for a full half minute and hit the bottom unscathed.

then I tripped on the stairs on my way to see Neon Genesis Evangelion and shattered my entire kneecap.

[l1tha]

computer playing with itself

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

‪I’m no ones favorite 🤙🏾 #Fludgang #Bunchepark #fuckjeff #ohg4l #kl4eva ‬

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

@tyloriousrex

[tylorioussex-deactivated2024062]

Yo who is this nigga?