Shiny Secrets

The probably boring confessional and possibly drunken blog of a 40-year-old supermom

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Mom bod, by god

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You have the best page I have seen. Please keep up the good work, Snoopy. 

Thank you so much, Snoopy.

PS…tell Charlie B. I said hi.

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Seeing the posts you liked, I noticed lots of sexy women. Are you bi or curious?

I would say curious. I’ve made out with girls before. I think women are bisexual by nature anyway.

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I am very happy to say that I discovered your blog just now. You are incredibly hot and sexy, and from your responses to some of the questions here, you seem like a very fun person!

I’m happy you found me! And thank you!!

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Do you get off chatting and flirting with people?

I enjoy meeting and talking with people. I have not gotten off talking with anyone.

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When you started this blog did you expect it to be this fun?

I don’t think I did. I mean, I hoped it would be a fun little thing to do, but I didn’t expect it to be this much fun, and I damn sure didn’t expect to have such a response to what I was doing. That’s crazy.

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You're a beautiful and sexy woman! You've got a great page from what I've seen so far. Is that a ring I saw on your finger?

Yes, I’m married and proudly wear my wedding ring.

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Given that I don't see any tan lines from the one piece or the bikini, is it a safe bet that you sunbathe nude when the kids aren't around?

You can thank for the tanning bed for that. I tan a little before spring and summer so I don’t burn so bad when we open up the pool.

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I see your wearing an anklet, you a Hotwife??

Umm, not in that sense. Can I be a hot wife without being a hotwife?

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I meant to post this before I left for work this morning. Hope y’all are having a good day so far.

And the skirt does go down a little more. I’ve just got it up a little higher for y’all.😉

I don’t know what I’m gonna do with all you heathens. Y’all are corrupting me. 😝

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Really love the style of your blog!! Fantastic idea and so fun to scroll. Hope you keep enjoying yourself😈

Thank you! I’m having fun with it! 😊

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Confession #17: I know I’m on here secretly, but I just have to say how much I love and adore this man. He gets up so early every morning to start his day. He tries to be quiet and not wake me, but he always does, only because I’m such a light sleeper. He’s given me two amazing children and the life I dreamed of. So, yeah, I confess…to loving this man. Now, my ass is going back to sleep.

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A relaxing evening after a crazy busy day. Not pictured are the kids in the pool arguing over who-knows-what, so, maybe not-so-relaxing.

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Confession #16: I’m not wearing something. What am I not wearing?

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Y’all. It’s been a day.

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Why is this not talked about?! Omg!