ABANDON SHIP!

:)

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i dont trust people who are mean to siri

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NOT TO MENTION when robots take over the world yall r gonna be the first to go AND I WONT BLAME THEM

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i dont trust people who are mean to siri

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i wish i could play guitar

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking

[grulu]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

you cant do that here

[ship-leaves-at-noon]

i miss the among us era of society

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hiding from all other life forms but in like a cool defiant way

[rockfact]

is he okay

[ship-leaves-at-noon]

do you really need to ask

[birdie-remaking-deactivated2023]

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

[ship-leaves-at-noon]

jschlatt car

[crazy-brazilian]

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no no theyre onto something

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

American prisons still love a good torture degree.

[ship-leaves-at-noon]

I'm not sure I'm lonely but I know that it's hard to realise that no one is going to stop and wait while you tie your shoelaces and maybe someone will turn around, but they will see you are double-knotting your right shoe because it doesn't fit your foot as well and they will shrug their shoulders as they turn back and realise waiting for you is a waste of time.

-I'm not sure I'm lonely, but I know this doesn't feel right

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should i grow out my hair longer yes or no

[ship-leaves-at-noon]

pov you're watching a jack manifold video intro

O_O

[quietthewinterharbour1-deactiva]

BOB THE MINION HAS HETEROCHROMIA. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS HETEROCHROMIA? MICHAEL FUCKING HOLDEN. THIS IS THE BEST BIT OF INFORMATION IVE HEARD ALL YEAR.

[ship-leaves-at-noon]

right im staging an intervention

[onceiwashere]

when the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

[onceiwashere]

oh this is absolutely the wrong gif

[ship-leaves-at-noon]

hey op what the fuck does this mean

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no way my friend just emailed a taxi service cuz he was too scared to make a phone call

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remember that time eve literally ate the apple that shit was wild