ShipTale

The official home of ShipTale and Captain. The most bitter pill who lives off only bitterness and burnt coffee.

[shiporbeshipped]

Aw, sansy, why so grumpy, huh? Does someone need a hug? *wink wink*

“I need a vacation, or at least a caffeine IV.”

[shiporbeshipped]

Hi there. Why are you such a grump?

“It's a complex combination of horrible mental scarring, an insane lack of sleep, and a small smidge of cause I just want to be.”

((Mod: Forgive him, he doesn’t get a whole lot of brakes. Ship works overtime most of the time and that causes him to be a bit cranky.))

[shiporbeshipped]

((I'm alive, just overworked and exhausted. -.-..zzz...))

[wanderers-of-sornieth-blog]

50 “Not so Nice” OC or FR Asks

List your OCs in the tags or link your lair so that people can ask you!

1. What is one word to shut them up?

2. What is the thing they feel the most guilty about?

3. What is the worst pain they’ve ever experienced?

4. Describe their worst nightmare.

5. List 3 fears; one “surface level” fear, one “repressed” fear, and one “deep dark” fear.

6. What is something that never fails to make them feel sick?

7. What feature (physical or otherwise) do they hate most about themselves?

8. Do they have anything that triggers them?

9. What is their greatest physical weakness?

10. What is their greatest mental weakness?

11. Do they have any vices?

12. Have they ever done something illegal? What was it?

13. Which of the 7 Deadly Sins best describes them?

14. Are they prone to outbursts (of violence, extreme emotion… exc… )?

15. Who do they hate the most?

16. Is there anyone who makes them feel inferior?

17. What sound always gives them a headache?

18. Is there a certain flavor that disgusts them?

19. Do they consider themselves ugly?

20. Do they consider themselves unloveable?

21. What is something that causes them great anxiety?

22. Do they have any mental illnesses?

23. Have they ever been assaulted/abused/raped?

24. Do they fear the possibility of being assaulted/abused/raped?

25. Have they ever been betrayed by someone they thought they could trust?

26. Have they ever been seriously injured?

27. How many times have they been in the hospital?

28. Is there a certain type of person that disgusts them?

29. Does what they cannot see scare them?

30. Have they ever been bullied?

31. Do they have self-confidence or self-image issues?

32. Do they have a bad relationship with their parents?

33. Have they ever been in a relationship that didn’t work out so well?

34. Have they ever self harmed?

35. If they could change one thing about themselves, what would it be?

36. Are they in control of their emotions, or are their emotions in control of them?

37. Have they ever had their freedom taken away?

38. Have they ever been imprisoned?

39. Have they ever been accused of something they didn’t do?

40. Do they often blame themselves for other people’s problems?

41. Do they get sick often?

42. Are they comfortable with where they are in life?

43. Do they wish that they could change their pasts?

44. What’s one thing they wish they could do more often, but can’t?

45. What is the emotion they most commonly experience?

46. Have they ever contemplated suicide?

47. Have they ever gone so far as to attempt suicide?

48. Is there anyone that they would willingly kill?

49. If [name] was put into ______ situation, they’d rather die than live to see it through.

50. Create your own!

[itsladykit]

Shoot.

[bonelynomore]

Some asks bout the skeleboys?

[bearsandfire-blog]

// Just a test! Reblog it if my muse can jump in your askbox without annoying the mun!

[ellis-main]

Don’t be afraid to have your oc interact with my characters! I’d love to see them, actually!

[sexy-sans-the-ass]

Please don’t be afraid to ask about my darlings, I have three of them~!

[shiporbeshipped]

Go ahead! He just loooooves company. <3

[shiporbeshipped]

Sometimes, when Cap is feeling low, he reads through some of his favorite crack fics. His got quite a few, but his favorite is this little gem right here. A saucy, hilariously written piece about an edge lord and his beloved Tree. He really recommends it, ten out ten best crack fic ever. @asktheskelelodge As long as I live, so will this ship.XD

[shiporbeshipped]

Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese

[shiporbeshipped]

Hey Cap! Its good to see you back! Janelle will be thrilled she can talk to her uncle again! As will Ink, he enjoyed annoying you with family updates (his words, not mine). The next time Janelle sees you, she'll probably will do the same thing while hugging you half to death. She's also started shipping, especially Papy and Muffet, so be warned that she might be a bit more talkative than usual. I'm pretty sure you've seen her art all ready, but I'll send it over soon anyway. We love you Cap!

“ Heh, hiya Kitty. Yeah Ink’s already popped in, gushing over all of the munchkin’s accomplishments. Tell Janelle I can’t wait to see how big she’s gotten, and I made sure her ships have their own special corner.”

[shiporbeshipped]

Hey captain, I was wondering, do you like chunky chicks? With some big assets? Pun intended. Hehe.

“Hey nice pun kid. But to answer your question it doesn’t really matter much to me. Beauty lies in the eye of the beholder yeah? Personality is what counts.”

[shiporbeshipped]

Man, I just discovered this blog and now I'm hooked! Cap is one of the best Sanses I've stumbled upon in awhile, and really funny too! Expect to see more of me in the future :p -Salty

OwO! Oh my goodness, thank you! Honestly he started off as a shit post. Then just, exploded into this.XD

[shiporbeshipped]

for a very great non-pirate-but-very-cool-nontheless-captain (heya to the freat muse too ♡) -B☆

Holy crap thanks hun!!!! It’s so pretty <3. Cap liked it too, he has a soft spot for flowers.:)

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

please respect the right of refusal.

one thing I believe should be more heavily influenced in the roleplay community ( that really isn’t respected ) is the RIGHT OF REFUSAL. not everyone has to say yes to a roleplay, even if you delivered sugar-coated candied comments abt their portrayal / characterization / etc. if you give those things, it should be from your HEART, and not because you are attempting to ENTICE them into writing with you.

with refusal comes MAJOR ANXIETY – most writers don’t feel comfortable saying that they don’t want to write with someone, and it is because they want to avoid hurting their feelings. believe it or not, there are KIND ways of telling someone you don’t have an interest in writing with them – and those ways should be respected. do not make someone FEEL BAD for not wanting to write with you; and do not FORCE them to tell you their reasoning. as long as they are kind, you should respect their decision and not be rude towards them.

please respect the right of refusal.

[thetacoturtleblog-blog-deactiva]

Decided to draw @ssskeletonsoffun proposing to @shiporbeshipped (Shiptale Sans). Yeah I’m a weirdo, I don’t know why I find this so funny.

I’m in a big drawing mood but don’t know exactly what I want to draw, just that it be Undertale related so I’m looking for some prompts, if anyone has any suggestions I’d be plenty happy to hear ‘em!

[ssskeletonsoffun]

YALL OH MY G O D

@shiporbeshipped

You see this, Sanspai??? The people say you should marry me UwU

[shiporbeshipped]

“N O. This is NOT gonna be a thing.”

[shiporbeshipped]

"Ey, I like me some burnt coffee..." Gives a wink. "Whats a grump like you do for fun anyway?"

“Knock yourself out.” Ship gestures towards the clearly overused coffee station beside his desk. Between Error, Ink, and Freshy he’s long since gotten used to alternate versions of himself popping in on him. This one looked like he was from one of the Fellverses.

“May I ask why you’re here? Other than for my burnt coffee..”

[tenderribcage]

The skeleton leaned back, dumping his cup into the sink and returning to wait patiently on the freshly brewing coffee, a quirk of his brow given to the other sans, his big thumb tracing the cup. He hoped he didnt catch anything from that well done cup prior, probably wouldnt, but you never know.  “Ah- Cap. Nice name.” He chuckled, leaning to pour himself the newer coffee and lean against the counter once again, sockets slipping shut just a moment as he took a swig of the piping hot and black as black can be mug of joe. “Names Ruben.” He replied shortly, eyes falling to stare over the mug only a moment, before those deep red eyelights shot to follow the others movements. He was memorizing, planning or the like, not taking his sockets off the other skeleton until he looked back at him. “Just passing through- looking for a man.” He murmured, his hand slipping back into his pocket and producing a piece of paper. 

“Wonderin- if you seen him with all them monitors of yours?”

[shiporbeshipped]

“I’ve heard worse.” He wasn’t given much choice in the matter. At least it wasn’t a color…

The sweet aroma of a fresh brew was enough to get the large skeleton out of his chair. While he began making himself another good morning cocktail, he tried to figure out what could’ve brought this man to his timeline. The one silver lining with this job was knowing all of his counterparts little quirks and entire backstories. Which ones were friendly, which were insane, and which were likely to try and destroy the entire multiverse at the drop of a hat.

But from what he could tell, given the man’s accent and dialect, this Sans was a resident of one of the mafiafell universes. They usually kept to themselves, not a lot of reason to go hopping around the multiverse.

A red flag went off when he spoke of looking for someone. Cracking open two caffeine tablets over his cup, he quickly schooled his expression as met the other’s  gaze.

“Maybe,” He pulls out a red bull from the small fridge,  mixing the toxic concoction before taking a sip . “This guy, he a friend of yours?” 

[shiporbeshipped]

Don't worry sanspai. I know you're glad I'll be gone :3

“If you were a little bit more quiet and stopped calling me that, I wouldn’t mind ya hanging around.”

[shiporbeshipped]

"Ey, I like me some burnt coffee..." Gives a wink. "Whats a grump like you do for fun anyway?"

“Knock yourself out.” Ship gestures towards the clearly overused coffee station beside his desk. Between Error, Ink, and Freshy he’s long since gotten used to alternate versions of himself popping in on him. This one looked like he was from one of the Fellverses.

“May I ask why you’re here? Other than for my burnt coffee..”

[tenderribcage]

“Ey, dont mind if I do.” He chortled, hands slipping into his pockets of those oversized slacks, his eyes darting to the coffee pot. He stands at a whopping 6′4, his clothes rather reminiscent of the 1920s, tucked in red shirt and black tie, and a pair of leather clad loafers. He moved towards the pot, pouring himself a mug of the hot beverage and leaning against the counter top.  He eyed the other a moment, before softly depositing his jacket and fedora upon the counter top. “Well, first off…whats yer name?” he murmured as he leaned in and took a sip. Ruben grimaced, glaring down at the mug of black muck.  “You ever change this thing?” He grumbled, moving to make a new pot. 

[comicsjess67-blog]

Cap stops for a moment, leaning back in his chair with a contemplative look.

“…August 7, 2009.” He answers, taking a sip from his own cup. His own sense of taste had been dulled after one too many energy drink cocktails, so it didn’t really bother him. He glanced over at his personal monitor, tempted to just look up his uninvited guests about page. Was a hell of a lot easier than having to get through a conversation considering how most . 

He adjusts his bowtie, mumbling about not getting paid enough for this. He looked over at his counterpart. Despite the obvious similarities, he didn’t appear to be as annoying as most Red’s, maybe he’d try the old fashioned way of getting to know someone.

“Cap, and you are..?”

[shiporbeshipped]

Saaaannnsssppppaaaiiiiii. I'm about to finish some more self insert fics such unfortunately means more paper work BUUUTTTT, lucky for you it means I don't be around much when I'm working :3

“Oh noooo, don’t make more paperwork for me please.” He drones, holding the exit door open for you. “Anything but thaaaat..”

[shiporbeshipped]

*instead of the expected stack of files is an empty desk excluding the box of chocolates wrapped in blue ribbon, attached note reads “Cap, if you ever need help in the office, call me~ “* -🦊

He honest to god actually forgot what his desk looked like. It was actually a really nice one, real mahogany and everything.  He picks up the chocolates and reads the note.

“Holy-Thanks mysterious good samaritan. “ He actually laughs freely, taking a moment for himself and just lounging in his chair and popping a few chocolates into his mouth.

((Mod: Thanks hun!! He really needed a break! -w-))