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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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HEY!!! YOU OVER THERE!!!! ART REQUESTS ARE OPEN AND FOR FREE!!!!! I’m bored guys give me something to draw lol
my head and heart are torn asunder
literally nothing to do in this wretched world except phone in bed
You Are Not Immune To Pump Shanty
#listened to it#and i. it’s a shanty for space#why didn’t i listen sooner??
My friend, my companion, my dear member of the Lucky Ten Thousand:
Here is the rest of it.
#derin i didn’t know you liked the mechanisms?!???
Why do people keep saying this. They're good songs.
Ok! I'm going to take this post as an opportunity for everyone in the notes to learn about My Favorite Band Ever
What Are The Mechanisms?
The Mechanisms were a queer storytelling concept album cabaret band, or in short, a folk band that made 4 concept album.
They performed from the years 2010 - 2020 in character as immortal space pirates aboard the infamous starfaring vessel, The Starship Aurora, a warship stolen in a rigged game of Russian roulette from the now-deleted empire of Cyberia.
As they traveled, they spread stories they picked up in asteroid bars, ditties of the wars they fought in (and sometimes orchestrated) and importantly-- violence, violence, and more violence.
Unfortunately, over the last 300 years in the future ago, all members of the infamous band of pirates have shown up dead, following a two-day showing in January of 2020 called Death To The Mechanisms.
That is to say, they broke in up in 2020, and their personas all had silly endings. Such as being eaten by 300 octokittens.
or in short: The Mechanisms were founded by a very talented woman named Maki Yamazaki, and included talent such as Jonny Sims (you may know him from The Magnus Archives, or Slay The Princess), Morgan Wilkinson, Frank Voss, Ben Below, Jessica Law, Kofi Young, Rachel L Hughes, and several more anonymous members over the years.
Over the course of a decade, they completed 4 concept albums such as Once Upon A Time In Space, Ulysses Dies At Dawn, High Noon Over Camelot, and The Bifrost incident-- four space operas following high stakes stories, from Snow White and her bloody rebellion against the immortal King Cole, to Lyfrassir Edda, an inspector investigating the vanishing of the Ratatosk express - and the disappearance of the entire Asgardian Government with it.
They have two additional album of one off-songs, as well!
They are a queer band telling queer stories! If you like weird transgender concept albums listen to this band!
What Is Pump Shanty?
Pump Shanty is the 6th track off The Mechanisms' first album-- Once Upon A Time In Space! The version linked is the studio version, but I personally prefer this live version of the song. It's from a future recording they did for a radio show, and has all the proper vocalists as they added to their talent over the years!
Pump Shanty as a song follows Snow White after her attempted assassination by King Cole, after the king bombed her sisters wedding to Princess Cinders - Cinderella, and is the turning point in her character to becoming The General of the resistance.
As a song, Pump Shanty-- as with many of The Mechanisms Songs (and as is typical with the genre of filk*) borrow melodies and tunes from folk songs with similar names! Here are some examples of Pump Shanty as sung in its more traditional folk versions:
Pump Shanty - The Sheringham Shantymen (this version is the closest stylistically to the one the mechanisms play)
Pump Shanty - Rub and Shrub Shantymen
Pump Shanty - Storm Seeker
How do I get into The Mechanisms?
Fear not, by virtue of reading this post, you have already found the most comprehensive resource on how to Get Into This Band
This blog, The Mechanisms Lore Archive, is a fan-run archive blog to provide access and answer questions about the band. We have collected a google drive with all live shows, photos, merch records, relevant in-character posts across various social media.
But if you want a cursory, surface-level grasp as this band:
You can find their albums on youtube, spotify, apple music, and most importantly, Bandcamp! (and other places, I'm sure, but these seem the most commonly used)
For live shows, to find them all in one place, i recommend the videos folder in the archive, but there also exist playlists on youtube.
The optimal listening order is as the albums were released. And remember - these are concept albums, listening on shuffle will get you entirely lost very quickly!
*What is Filk?
wikipedia article
Filk is a genre of music that emerged in the 1950s and primarily gained its conventions through sci-fi and fantasy conventions. It refers to songs with a heavy emphasis on sci-fi or fantasy elements!
Filk songs are, very typically, parodies or retellings of common folk songs or popular music. If you are looking for fun sci-fi music. Filk is a great place to start! The Mechanisms are a Filk band.
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In any case! If anyone here does decide to check them out, they're a very cool project-- these days, the various members are working on new projects. I'll be making a "so what are the band up to now" in the coming few weeks! Keep an eye on this blogs pinned post for that.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOMMY’S DEAD? THE FUCK?
WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE FUVK MAN.
For this game of dodgeball, I will be specifically targeting the gayest and most autistic among you to eliminate.
Okay so normal rules then
Current mood
Menelaus being bald should be a crime.
Ugh.
RIP agamemnon u would have loved a fat cuban cigar to puff on angrily
The Iliad is probably one of the funniest books I ever read
Like I'll be having a not-so-good day, then remember how Hector had given himself an entire pep talk to fight Achilles. He saw Achilles running full speed towards him and proceeds to just book it.
Or when Menelaus got shot by an arrow in like in an ultimately nonfatal spot, and Agamemnon begins prematurely mourning him while he's standing there like 🧍♂️” you're scaring the men.”
Or when Odysseus is walking around the camps with a royal scepter and is just beating people with it if he finds them packing or suggesting to leave.
Or when Hector is brainstorming on how to face Achilles and for a moment goes, “Maybe I could talk with him, we’re both princes, we can both be rational, I could reason with him… that's a horrible fucking idea.”
I have more, but these, in particular, really tickle me.
they should invent painkillers that work
in honour of that article saying the events of the iliad happened in june i don't believe in that kind of thing but it'd be very funny (also i can't draw lol)
I’ve had tumblr for 4 years but some of you bitches have had it for a decade. It’s time to seek penance
wait I’m curious now . Reblog this with how long u’ve been on tumblr for. Dating back to ur oldest blog ever !!!
my brain is nothing but fog and The Character