Laws in America probably caused by Adrian
Alabama
It is illegal to drive a car blindfolded.
Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
You must have windshield wipers on your car.
You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
No person may spit on the floor of a church.
It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.
Alaska
While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited.
It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Arizona
Hunting camels is prohibited.
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.
There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
It is a Class 2 misdemeanor if one places a mark upon a flag which is “likely to provoke physical retaliation”.
It is illegal to manufacture imitation cocaine.
When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint.
Arkansas
It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly.
Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.
No one may “suddenly start or stop” their car at a McDonald’s.
It is considered disturbing the peace if you honk near a sandwich shop after 9:00 PM.
Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
It is unlawful to walk one’s cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
California
You may only throw a frisbee at the beach in Los Angeles County, CA with the lifeguard’s permission.
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses.
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
Bathhouses are against the law.
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
It is illegal to spit, except on baseball diamonds.
Colorado
One may not mutilate a rock in a state park.
It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.
Throwing missles at cars is illegal.
Establishments which sell alcohol must have enough lighting to read text inside them.
Catapults may not be fired at buildings.
It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.
It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.
Boulders may not be rolled on city property.
It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.
Connecticut
Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.
You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
You aren’t allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
You may not educate dogs.
The use of a bean whistle in public is prohibited.
Silly string is banned.
Delaware
“R” rated movies shall not be shown at drive-in theaters.
One may not lay down on the beach at night.
You may not change clothes in their car.
It is illegal to have a picnic on a highway.
No person shall pretend to sleep on a bench on the boardwalk.
Florida
The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.
Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.
Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.
It is illegal to sell your children.
Oral sex is illegal.
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
Georgia
You cannot live on a boat for more than 30 days during the calendar year, even if just passing through the state.
The term “sadomasochistic abuse” is defined so broadly, that it could possibly be applied to a person handcuffing another in a clown suit.
All sex toys are banned.
It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
Signs are required to be written in English.
All citizens must own a rake.
If you want to read your favorite book in public to your friends, do it before 2:45 AM.
Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.
Owners of mules may not allow their animal to roam around Athens unsupervised.
Persons under the age of 16 may not play pinball after 11:00 PM.
It is illegal for one to make a disturbing sound at a fair.
Hawaii
Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.
Idaho
You may not fish on a camel’s back.
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
Residents may not fish from a giraffe’s back.
If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
Bicycles are not allowed in the tennis courts.
The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless some are exhibited to public view.
Illinois
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
It is forbidden by law to eat in a place that is on fire.
It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.
In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
Indiana
Anyone 14 or older who profanely curses, damns or swears by the name of God, Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost, shall be fined one to three dollars for each offense, with a maximum fine of ten dollars per day.
State government officials who engage in private duels can be dismissed from their post.
Mustaches are illegal if the bearer has a tendency to habitually kiss other humans.
Hotel sheets must be exactly 99 inches long and 81 inches wide.
It is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.
One may not sniff glue.
Iowa
It is a crime to use a dead person’s handicapped parking sign or license plate.
Kisses may last for no more than five minutes.
It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp.
Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
One must obtain written permission from the City Council before throwing bricks into a highway.
All softball diamond lights must be turned off by 10:30 PM.
Kansas
Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats.
It is illegal to drive one’s car through a parade.
No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.
Kentucky
Dogs may not molest cars.
Louisiana
You will be fined $500 for sending people a surprise pizza
“Fake” wrestling matches are prohibited.
Spectators at a boxing match may not mock one of the contestants.
You can be jailed for up to ten years for stealing an alligator.
It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
Biting someone with your natural teeth is “simple assault,” while biting someone with your false teeth is “aggravated assault”.
It is illegal to gargle in public places.
It is illegal to shoot lasers at police officers.
One may not “dare” another to go onto railroad tracks owned by another.
It is illegal to steal a “movable” even if it classified as an “immovable”.
Rituals that involve the ingestion of blood, urine, or fecal matter are not allowed.
One could land in jail for up to a year for making a false promise.
Every time a person is seriously burned, he must report the injury to the fire marshal.
Prisoners who hurt themselves could serve an additional two years in jail.
No one may pour a drink out on the ground at any drive-in movie.
Maine
You may not step out of a plane in flight.
After January 14th, you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
Strolling down the street while playing a violin is against the law.
No person may roller skate on a sidewalk.
It is illegal to expectorate from any second-story window.
It is illegal to park in front of Dunkin Donuts.
Dog leashes may not be over eight feet in length.
Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries.
Maryland
It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
You may not curse inside the city limits.
It is illegal to use profane language on a playground.
Persons may not swear while on the highway.
Citizens may not swim in the public fountains within the city limits.
Massachusetts
It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.
At a wake, mourners may eat no more than three sandwiches.
Quakers and witches are banned.
Bullets may not be used as currency.
Taxi drivers are prohibited from “making love” in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Michigan
Persons may not be drunk on trains.
It is illegal to kill a dog using a decompression chamber.
It is legal for a robber to file a law suit, if he or she got hurt in your house.
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
Couples are banned from “making love” in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.
Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.
Minnesota
It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Airplanes may not be landed in city parks.
Placing tacks on a sidewalk is considered a public nuisance.
Mississippi
No one may bribe any athlete to “rig” a game, match, tournament, etc.
One may be fined up to $100 for using “profane language” in public places.
Missouri
Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard.
No person may own a PVC pipe.
Montana
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.
No person shall raise pet rats.
It is illegal to bring a bomb or rocket at city council proceedings.
Bands who play in clubs where alcohol is served may not leave the stage while performing.
It is illegal to use speed-dial in the city phone system.
Worrying squirrels will not be tolerated.
It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.
The game of “folf” may not be played at night.
No item may be thrown across a street.
Nebraska
Drivers on mountains should drive with caution near the right hand edge of the highway. (There are no mountains in Nebraska)
It is illegal to fly a plane while drunk.
It is Illegal to go whale fishing.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
Nevada
It is illegal to sit or lie down on sidewalks
It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
An ordinance makes bringing a concealable fire arm into the county illegal unless it is registered with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department.
Benches may not be placed in the middle of any street.
New Hampshire
You cannot sell the clothes you are wearing to pay off a gambling debt.
At White Mountain National Forest, if a person is caught raking the beaches, picking up litter, hauling away trash, building a bench for the park, or many other kind things without a permit, he/she may be fined $150 for “maintaining the national forest without a permit”.
New Jersey
Handcuffs may not be sold to minors.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon.
New Mexico
“Idiots” are banned from voting
Nudity is allowed, provided that male genitals are covered.
Women may walk in public topless provided they have their nipples covered.
Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.
New York
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone’s head for fun.
The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.
Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
North Carolina
Oral sex is considered a crime against nature.
It’s against the law to sing off key.
It is a felony to steal more than $1000 of grease.
It is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
Persons in possession of illegal substances must pay taxes on them.
Organizations may not hold their meetings while the members present are in costume.
Bingo games may not last over 5 hours unless it is held at a fair.
Serving alcohol at a bingo game is not allowed.
North Dakota
Playing bingo while drunk is a Class 2 misdemeanor.
You cannot shoot fireworks after 11 PM.
Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
Ohio
It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
No civil arrests may be made on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
Illegal to sell dyed chickens.
It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.
Oklahoma
One may not promote a “horse tripping event”.
It is illegal for the owner of a bar to allow anyone inside to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.
It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus.
People who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
Oregon
It is illegal to go hunting in a cemetery.
Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
One may not test their physical endurance while driving a car on a highway.
It is illegal to place a container filled with human fecal matter on the side of any highway.
Babies may not be carried on the running boards of a car.
A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
An adult may not show a minor any piece of classical artwork which depicts sexual excitement.
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
It’s illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
Pennsylvania
It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.
Dynamite is not to be used to catch fish.
A person is not eligible to become Governor if he/she has participated in a duel.
Ministers are forbidden from performing marriages when either the bride or groom is drunk.
No more than two packages of beer at a time may be purchased, unless you are buying from an official “beer distributor”.
Persons convicted of felonies may not operate Bingo games.
Rhode Island
Cap guns are illegal.
Ropes may not be strung across a highway.
No one may bite off another person’s leg.
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.
South Carolina
It is a capital offense to inadvertently kill someone while attempting suicide.
You cannot play pinball if you are a minor.
A permit must be obtained to fire a missle.
South Dakota
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Tennessee
It is illegal to share your Netflix password.
It is illegal to to post images online that cause emotional distress without legitimate purpose.
Any person who participates in a duel may not hold any public office in the state.
Giving and receiving oral sex is still prohibited by law.
You can’t shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
“Crimes against nature” are prohibited.
The definition of “dumb animal” includes every living creature.
It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
Skunks may not be carried into the state.
Texas
You cannot sell a human eye.
A felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.
It is illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Utah
No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.
It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.
Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.
Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.
Vermont
It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
Virginia
You cannot go trick-or-treating if you are over 12 years old.
Washington
The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.
It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.
X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.
West Virginia
Whistling underwater is prohibited.
For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
Wisconsin
It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.
Wyoming
Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.
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