50% Shitposting, 20% Innuendos, 100% Insanity

Askbox is always open! Just don't be a jerk, don't harass, no bullshit, and have fun! Mun is 18+, sin accepted on sideblog.

[stairwayblues]

there's another robot... I dont like 'em already >.>

[askthescp-4050-instances]

How I met my friend @gamma9491

[stairwayblues]

@askthescp-4050-instances

Here’s your uiu idea 

[askthescp-4050-instances]

I still love this

[stairwayblues]

Impale them

That is not a solution

[askthescp-4050-instances]

WHAT WAS THE IMAGE

[y4nd3r3x]

the signs do be kinda vibin doe 👀👉👈😳✊👊🖐️🥺🥺

[commodorecliche]

haha um

[askthescp-4050-instances]

r/containit

[askthescp-4050-instances]

Amber hadnt visted in a long while and popped into adrians work space. Needless to say her entry wasnt graceful as she fell out of the ceiling. "Hi adrian..."

“Wow! You’re pulling a me!”

[hellsspecialteam]

She looked to him. "Hey its not my fault the foundation is mostly magic proof." She got up

"So what new demented plan are you working on?" She asked looking around

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“Any sufficiently advanced technology or anomaly is indistinguishable from magic!” Adrian rebutted, waving a finger in the air as he resumed being glued to his computer screens. “As for what I’m doing, nothing involving a felony for once. I’m working on atmospheric technologies.”

[hellsspecialteam]

She rolled her eyes "thats a first." She walked over. "Colonizing techinques? Neat." She smiled a bit. "How far along have you gotten?"

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“Not colonizing per se.... but I suppose it could be adapted for that. I’m trying to make carbon dioxide extraction more efficient. That’s the thing with thermodynamics, you can’t have your cake and eat it too.”

[askthescp-4050-instances]

Amber hadnt visted in a long while and popped into adrians work space. Needless to say her entry wasnt graceful as she fell out of the ceiling. "Hi adrian..."

“Wow! You’re pulling a me!”

[hellsspecialteam]

She looked to him. "Hey its not my fault the foundation is mostly magic proof." She got up

"So what new demented plan are you working on?" She asked looking around

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“Any sufficiently advanced technology or anomaly is indistinguishable from magic!” Adrian rebutted, waving a finger in the air as he resumed being glued to his computer screens. “As for what I’m doing, nothing involving a felony for once. I’m working on atmospheric technologies.”

[askthescp-4050-instances]

Amber hadnt visted in a long while and popped into adrians work space. Needless to say her entry wasnt graceful as she fell out of the ceiling. "Hi adrian..."

“Wow! You’re pulling a me!”

[dr-ramm-the-roboticist]

@askthescp-4050-instances

Yaeger was extremely bored one day, and decided to borrow a VTOL aircraft over to site- [DATA EXPUNGED]. While Adrian was talking with the O5 command, Yaeger passed one of the guards and basically waved his hand and said “Whats up,” and entered the room. While they tried to stop him, he slammed a baseball bat into the guards heads and knocked them out, and tore off the keypad. He then entered the room while dragging the two knocked out guards onto the floor. “Hey, Adrian? I’m super bored, can I try and fight a bunch of your guys SCP things? I mean, you don’t have to let me if you don’t wanna, I don’t wanna impose, but you know … who the fuck are those guys?”

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“…….Harvard professors?”

[dr-ramm-the-roboticist]

“Who the fuck is Harvard? Doesn’t matter, the point is I want to kill that giant lizard. Where’s the armory?”

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“How does he know abou-!?” The 05 council member shouted.

“Let me handle this,” Adrian interjected. “I’m not letting you anywhere near the armory and I can guarantee you’ll get killed by that scaly fucker.”

[dr-ramm-the-roboticist]

“… Mkay, cool, I’ll just use this keycard I got from Barry. Thanks for nothing guys!” Yaeger then proceeded to flip off the council and walk out of the room towards 682s cell, whistling one more as he passed more guards and making peace signs. They just looked at him confused and slowly kept walking, not knowing what to do in utter confusion.

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“….Who the fuck is Barry!?”

[dr-ramm-the-roboticist]

As Yaeger opened the Cell to 682 and closed it behind him, Yaeger calmly and politly walked inside, tossed down his gun and yelled. “WHAT THE FUCK IS UP LIZARD MAN!?!” And naturally, the SCP reacted by charged at Yaeger with his mouth wide open. In response however, he jumped in the air and landed on 682s back, and proceeded to ride him like Yaeger was in a rodeo.

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“Oh.... god this is going to end like the Clef-Kondraki Incident, isn’t it?”

[avengersandlovers-old]

@staff are you fucking kidding me right now?! You’re limiting text posts to 100 text blocks (aka paragraphs). What the absolute fuck.

Since you couldn’t take out fanfic writers with the purge so you’re just fucking up formatting for text posts until they leave? Is that your plan?

[avengerscompound]

Would this count as a text block?

100 is a lot unless you write a lot of dialogue.  I wonder if just linking fics on my word press would work because god damn this site is making things difficult.  It’s like they’re trying to have people not use it.

[pegasusdragontiger]

[touchmoremelenated]

I’m so over this shithole

[crazinessgraveyardsandcartoons]

Does Tumblr just have it out for Fanfic writers? Is the Tumblr staff secretly Anne Rice or something?

[feelmyroarrrr]

Heads up writers

@kittenofdoomage @captain-rogers-beard @siren-kitten-his @angryschnauzer @maeve-curry-writes @deandoesthingstome @impala-dreamer @outside-the-government @star-trekkin-across-theuniverse @plumfondler @blacktithe7 @supernatural-jackles @impalaimagining

[kittenofdoomage]

FFS you’re joking me?

[carnationsinjanuary-deactivated]

@noona-clock @xtemptaetionx @bisexualstevierogers @5sosdrfluke

[bisexualstevierogers]

yeah I noticed this, and I completely hate it lmao because I do write a lot of dialogue and I write small paragraphs for easy readability ): I might have to post everything on AO3 and just link it on here :/

[wckdmazes]

Well, this is the new tea and I hate it.

[trickster-grrrl-deactivated2019]

Gettin’ real tired of your shit, Tumblr.

@staff @support

[slasherlove420]

FUCK YOU @staff

[purple-possibilities]

Welp. So this is a thing now.

The title apparently counts as one line since it wouldn’t let me go past 99.

Seriously @staff ????

[siderealscribblings]

Now’s a real good time to get an Ao3 account and support Ao3 while you’re at it!

Don’t put your writing eggs in Tumblr’s leaky, badly designed basket 

[scriptshrink]

Heads up for writers!

[scriptfeature]

I’ve seen mention that this seems to at last check only apply to the mobile app, but still. As we see from the…issues with changing things like background colors, often changes to one version of tumblr get transferred to the other eventually (even if they are…not good). Also, it’s worth noting that AO3 does allow for non-fiction work if it counts as “fannish” enough, including meta essays about character analysis and the like.  This includes things that are “writing research guides”, which is a pretty broad category; see that link I just dropped for an outline of the kinds of things you could put to AO3 that aren’t “fanfic”! :) Just keep in mind that, with Archive of Our Own, it is 100% nonprofit and importantly, NON MONETIZED…meaning, according to the TOS, you absolutely cannot ask for personal donations, cross-promote your business or patreon account, etc. You CAN link to another blog or social media account (e.g. on tumblr, dreamwidth, pillowfort, facebook, twitter etc) that happens to include things for sale or requests for money/donations, but you cannot use AO3 postings or profiles to directly ask for money, basically, or any similar such personal gain. E.g. you can link to a tumblr that has a Ko-Fi or Patreon link or lists of things you’re selling, with a note that “here’s my tumblr”; but, you cannot link to it while encouraging donations nor link to such services to gain purchases or donations.

This is frustrating for some people, but it’s not arbitrary: it’s important to note that it was part of a deliberate decision to keep the site non-commercial, which provides added legal safety for Fair Use claims. I.e. helps protect the users of the site from being sued.

But, you know, it’s easy to not know that prohibition is there and goof up, especially since most sites, or at least most social media, don’t have such restrictions, so I wanted to point it out so nobody gets tripped up! :) 

[dr-ramm-the-roboticist]

@askthescp-4050-instances

Yaeger was extremely bored one day, and decided to borrow a VTOL aircraft over to site- [DATA EXPUNGED]. While Adrian was talking with the O5 command, Yaeger passed one of the guards and basically waved his hand and said “Whats up,” and entered the room. While they tried to stop him, he slammed a baseball bat into the guards heads and knocked them out, and tore off the keypad. He then entered the room while dragging the two knocked out guards onto the floor. “Hey, Adrian? I’m super bored, can I try and fight a bunch of your guys SCP things? I mean, you don’t have to let me if you don’t wanna, I don’t wanna impose, but you know … who the fuck are those guys?”

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“…….Harvard professors?”

[dr-ramm-the-roboticist]

“Who the fuck is Harvard? Doesn’t matter, the point is I want to kill that giant lizard. Where’s the armory?”

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“How does he know abou-!?” The 05 council member shouted.

“Let me handle this,” Adrian interjected. “I’m not letting you anywhere near the armory and I can guarantee you’ll get killed by that scaly fucker.”

[dr-ramm-the-roboticist]

“… Mkay, cool, I’ll just use this keycard I got from Barry. Thanks for nothing guys!” Yaeger then proceeded to flip off the council and walk out of the room towards 682s cell, whistling one more as he passed more guards and making peace signs. They just looked at him confused and slowly kept walking, not knowing what to do in utter confusion.

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“....Who the fuck is Barry!?”

[dr-ramm-the-roboticist]

@askthescp-4050-instances

Yaeger was extremely bored one day, and decided to borrow a VTOL aircraft over to site- [DATA EXPUNGED]. While Adrian was talking with the O5 command, Yaeger passed one of the guards and basically waved his hand and said “Whats up,” and entered the room. While they tried to stop him, he slammed a baseball bat into the guards heads and knocked them out, and tore off the keypad. He then entered the room while dragging the two knocked out guards onto the floor. “Hey, Adrian? I’m super bored, can I try and fight a bunch of your guys SCP things? I mean, you don’t have to let me if you don’t wanna, I don’t wanna impose, but you know … who the fuck are those guys?”

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“…….Harvard professors?”

[dr-ramm-the-roboticist]

“Who the fuck is Harvard? Doesn’t matter, the point is I want to kill that giant lizard. Where’s the armory?”

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“How does he know abou-!?” The 05 council member shouted.

“Let me handle this,” Adrian interjected. “I’m not letting you anywhere near the armory and I can guarantee you’ll get killed by that scaly fucker.”

[dr-ramm-the-roboticist]

@askthescp-4050-instances

Yaeger was extremely bored one day, and decided to borrow a VTOL aircraft over to site- [DATA EXPUNGED]. While Adrian was talking with the O5 command, Yaeger passed one of the guards and basically waved his hand and said “Whats up,” and entered the room. While they tried to stop him, he slammed a baseball bat into the guards heads and knocked them out, and tore off the keypad. He then entered the room while dragging the two knocked out guards onto the floor. “Hey, Adrian? I’m super bored, can I try and fight a bunch of your guys SCP things? I mean, you don’t have to let me if you don’t wanna, I don’t wanna impose, but you know … who the fuck are those guys?”

[askthescp-4050-instances]

“.......Harvard professors?”

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[artsekey]

When his parents built a very strange machine

[dothepropaganda]

watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

[untitled53516]

aaaay macarena 

[eye-of-argus-deactivated2018121]

Horrible job everyone

[jaxsonpohlman-blog1]

Super Blood Wolf Moon 2019 ✨

[rhythmofsnow]

reblog if you’re currently writing a book or if you someday hope to write a book.

[localstarboy]

She blind dated 10 guys and this is what happened when she finally met the guy that she chose.

I JUST- 😭😭😭

[cvberitual]

[klubbhead]

I’m sorry wtf lol

[askthescp-4050-instances]

It took me a minute to process.