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“why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same”

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

nothingnowherenoonearchive

uh

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

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literally no one else knows this. nobody.

WHAT

Sensational.

Remarkable.

it’s a real word

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you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

brassparker

i failed a student for their midterm grade, and they just sent me an email that just says “bruh.”

brassparker

deadass

can we appreciate the respectfully tho?

likeloveadore

I was walking my dog today and this little boy stopped to pat her and was asking questions about her. He wanted to know where I got her and I said she was adopted from a shelter.

Boy: Have you told her yet? Me: What? Boy: Have you told her that she’s adopted? Me: Yes, she knows. Boy: That’s good, you should never keep a secret from a dog.

oraclesofnorway

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

andrewbelami

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

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6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

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they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

joeshmo

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes

crrocs

how am i supposed to make creative funny text posts when nothing happens in my life at all

applethefruit

you just use a story from sims and pretend it really happened to you

c8says

one time i was swimming but the pool ladders disappeared so i couldn’t get out of the pool and i swam for 10 hours then died

thebootydiaries

classic

stardustschild

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

sneakyfeets

a bold assumption to think I would allow theatre kids within even 500 feet of my home

grindrdiary

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me

twitterlols

pinche-aquarius

Omg…..?

terriblecac-moved

Why is it on Tumblr Mobile™ you can close the app and open it 3 days later and still be on the same spot of your dash, but then other times you switch out of the app to respond to a text, and when you immediately come back, it’s gone, your family is gone, your house is gone, your dignity is gone.