“The Office” Season 6 Starters
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“We’re like the three musketeers. And sometimes, two of them have a secret meeting while the other one is in the bathroom.”
“I’m nervous. I’m about to get married.”
“Your soap is perfume-y.”
“Welcome to my personal hell.”
“I could give a fuck about your happiness!”
“You fell in a koi pond?”
“Do not test my politeness.”
“There has been a murder, and you are a suspect.”
“Crazy diarrhea happening right now.”
“Too much change is not a good thing. Ask the climate.”
“Is there an untapped gay market?”
“I didn’t see you. And you were there all along.”
“I’m not in labor, I’m near labor.”
“I’m not gonna get in the car, because I know that if I do, you’re gonna try to drive me to the hospital.”
“We’re having a little girl.”
“The doctor said that it’s still a minor contraction as long as–I-can still talk through them.”
“I have an ice cream cake in the car.”
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?”
“Don’t use your cute baby to make us like you.”
“Those are Shrek-green eyes.”
“She’s totally flirting with him.”
“I’ll slap you in the face with a rainbow.”
“She’s not interested in you.”
“I can’t stay in a relationship that’s full of lies and deceit.”
“You know an excercise for two people that uses the whole body?” + “Tractor pulling. Too bad we don’t have a tractor.”
“We cannot let the pedophile win again.”
“What a rich timbre your voice has.”
“Honey, you don’t seem like your normal self.”
“I hope your rough patch ends soon.”