sorry your heinous

ross | too old | infj | chem engineer, by degree | low note posts are my aesthetic

[argumate]

in Gangsta’s Paradise, Coolio refers to being 23, but he was in fact 32 at the time, he was just copying a line from Tupac who was in fact 23.

[sorryyourheinous]

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, uphill both ways

[merry-go-round-jailhouse]

ansel elgort sounds like the name an egg would have if a fairy brought it to life

[tributary]

affirmations

[sorryyourheinous]

Cat-scratch fever (or felinosis) is a real thing. What other zoonotic diseases should have Billboard Top 100 songs?

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

My sister's cat has had an open wound on its paw for about four months and we keep noticing new growths around it, so ….

I am, in other words, a member of that tiny group of people, all desperately lonely but with no idea what they can do about it, who feel a primal compulsion to start a small, unpretentious zoonotic disease music-making project

[argumate]

jesus christ

[sorryyourheinous]

Cat-scratch fever (or felinosis) is a real thing. What other zoonotic diseases should have Billboard Top 100 songs?

[argumate]

this, in the third year of our bat virus plague you ask this,

[sorryyourheinous]

But where are the covid-19 club-bangers?

[sorryyourheinous]

Cat-scratch fever (or felinosis) is a real thing. What other zoonotic diseases should have Billboard Top 100 songs?

[argumate]

and if you think about it isn’t life itself the real magic? the answer of course is no.

[sorryyourheinous]

it's been said life is a highway

[argumate]

and baby it's bumper to bumper back there!

[sorryyourheinous]

"...all night long!!!"

[argumate]

and if you think about it isn’t life itself the real magic? the answer of course is no.

[sorryyourheinous]

it's been said life is a highway

[best-of-inspirobot]

[If you are sad in the online forum, you know the true meaning of the online forum.]

[sorryyourheinous]

Cargo ship stuck in Maryland's Chesapeake Bay presenting Coast Guard 'logistical challenge'

The loaded 1,095-foot cargo ship remained stuck Tuesday morning in Maryland's Chesapeake Bay, according to the Coast Guard.

Ooh, Evergreen decided to bring its "getting stuck on shit" shitshow to my backyard!

[sorryyourheinous]

Coast Guard officials said the ship was apparently traveling outside the deep-water channel when it got hung up.

[sorryyourheinous]

Cargo ship stuck in Maryland's Chesapeake Bay presenting Coast Guard 'logistical challenge'

The loaded 1,095-foot cargo ship remained stuck Tuesday morning in Maryland's Chesapeake Bay, according to the Coast Guard.

Ooh, Evergreen decided to bring its "getting stuck on shit" shitshow to my backyard!

[sorryyourheinous]

just realized

I'm too old to die young

[robottko]

“this pillow works better if your a back sleeper” bitch I’m a rotisserie chicken sleeper I don’t stop turning until sleep rips me forcefully from this world

[sorryyourheinous]

I am DROWNING in paper and aluminum thanks to my "fans"

[bigpoppypuppy-deactivated202412]

you’re getting ratioed at the watering hole btw

[christopher575]

[oohsnickers]

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