STEP ON MY TOE

I WEAR FLARED JEANS coz i love life and im alive

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[loukessler]

need me a freak like this

[douxkitten]

damn and they say romance is dead

[hauntedhookah]

my aunt sent me these photos of the subway in Armenia because she thought I would love it

[thenatsdorf]

Blind cat hugs his favorite pianist when he hears him play. (via sarperduman)

[sashayed]

(sarperduman)

[ottermatopoeia]

[stephanemiroux]

[pankunchiii]

TOO GOOD. TOO PURE.

[898-deactivated20210515]

[the14thplanet]

share the toolman and the next 20 seconds of your life will be pretty decent

[theproblematicblogger]

ngl it worked

[rot-city]

damn that’s some fast service 

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20160]

i shared in 21 seconds and he fucking killed me with that hammer

[anxietyproblem]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[yesterdaysprint]

St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, December 22, 1908

[thebohemiancircus-deactivated20]

Reblog to have a good natured bartender to give you $75. 

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hillaryclinton-deactivated20241]

[thunderoad]

happy bday to niall, and to my favorite twitter interaction of all time

[unclefather]

[everythingfox]

Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

(via)

[breezydreamydreamer]

Translation

[Three dogs are sleeping on a welcome mat of a shop of some kind. A cat is nestled in between them.]

Owner: Customers are coming. They’re scared of dogs. Hurry up. Customers are coming.

[Dogs slowly get up and walk off to the back in single file. Cat remains on the front step. Just before the last dog enters the back room, the owner calls out again.]

Owner: Teng (Dog’s name), go get Xiao Bao (Cat’s name) too. Go fetch Xiao Bao

[Dog turns back to the entrance and gently drags the clearly reluctant cat back inside. The owner speaks softly as the dog approaches the camera]

Owner (softly): All right, put (the cat) down.

[The owner gives what looks like dried jerky to the dog]

Owner: Let Xiao Bao eat some. Let Xiao Bao eat some.

[The dog takes the jerky and lowers his head so that the cat can nibble on the other end]

[amoisthobo]

This is literally the best video I’ve seen in my entire life

[petermorwood]

I’ve reblogged the video before. The translation brings it to a new level of niceness.

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

its 4 seconds long -___-

[catasters]

[honey-and-gin]

[gyhujikoijuhyguhij-deactivated2]

this is what i say when anything happens ever