Almost Halfway There

This is my shitposting blog, meaning it will be unsorted and untagged posts that I reblog. If you want to find me, jaunt on over to magicvoidbouquet.tumblr.com

[oldoddthesungod]

someone stop me pls lmao

[tillusdodeathpart]

>///<

[weloveshortvideos]

there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!

[yourweeaboobs]

PLEASEEE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD UNMUTE THIS HE’S SO PERPLEXED

[rlinarts]

Experimenting w style and I giving myself cavities.

[comet260]

Oh my godddd this is gorgeous!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

The Future First Lady Has Something Important to Say

[liberalsarecool]

Your vote counts.

[schmaniel]

Your vote counts @a-tribe-called-tress

[hella-radd]

*me seeing any body of water larger than a puddle*

sharks in ther.

[horsegirlshenanigans]

I am made of L o v e

[cheese24k]

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

[laughbro]

I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true

[turipuri]

This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live. 

The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.

[ceasepool]

Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great

[setheverman]

Stockholm, Sweden - My home, my life, my nightly screaming due to university.

[astroho]

me? a jealous hoe? absolutely.

[iamsuperlunary]

[gagadailyofficial]

If anyone ever asks you why you love Lady Gaga, just show them this.

[kittyvines]

Cat: *Purrs and meows while begging for a treat*

[bunbijou-archive-blog]

i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge

[rraccoons]

U WAN KNO WHAT I WANNA SEE IN THE NEXT MOVIE??? I WANNA SEE KYLO REN LIKE FUCKIN USING THE FORCE AGAINST LEIA AND SHE IS JUST LIKE NO U FUCKIN DONT U LIL SHIT AND SHE USES THE FORCE TO SMACK HIM ACROSS THE ROOM AND SHES LIKE ‘WHERE TF DID U THINK U INHERITED THE FORCE FROM??’

[tryclops]

#FORCE CHANCLA

[rainbowtwo]

The Point of Buddhism

‘Most people, myself included, want to get some benefit from something. But in Buddhism, what we’re actually trying to do is to become released from the suffering that comes from wanting to get something.’

- Mark Unno, The Buddha of Infinite Light and Life.

[joshpeck]

I AM CRYING IF THIS ISN’T ME

[squarizona]

mh computer tryin to say chimichangas I give uP