*untwists ur breadtie*

The only thing separating raccoons and goblins is the ability to start a fire

[rraccoons]

I miss nsfw tumblr because now if I wanna see a character naked I have to look up r34 like a heathen

[sharkflan]

on the topic of hmc i always felt bad for markl when howl was losing it over his hair like poor kids standing there with the exact same hair color

[jaubaius]

Help, I see cats where they are not

[prguitarman]

Save them

[cursedimages]

Hell has Boiled over and Heaven is full

We Are Chained To The Earth

[general-george-washington]

Lacroix is illegal now

[hotvampireadjacent]

habitable zone

[cronagorgonzola]

I live in Massachusetts and I was curious what the Fuck this could possibly mean and uh

Basically no one knows what’s in it and it’s maybe poison but Massachusetts is the only state that holds carbonated water to the same health and safety standards as regular water so LaCroix is just doing nothing and hoping there’s no consequences

[smallmariofindings]

In 2013, a surviving Goomba animatronic from the 1993 Super Mario Bros. movie was sold at an auction. This is the state of the animatronic after 20 years of decay, overlaid over the suit from the film that it was originally used in.

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[kadaransmuggler]

you: Lair of the Shadow Broker is definitely the best DLC because it’s unique, complex, and adds a really interesting extra dimension to mass effect 2 and the continuation of the story, particularly in terms of Liara’s character development

me, an intellectual: Citadel is the best DLC because of drunk Grunt crying in the shower about how Turians look like cats

[meo0098]

marill with oil pastels

[queersona]

mens tits

[chainsawmansheart]

[twuwfm]

[lesbx]

this is gonna sound stupid but i’m amazed at baby capybaras bc they really truly are baby capybaras. there r so many animals you guys. so many where the babies look like tiny primordial creatures compared to the mature ones but baby capybaras r just little capybaras. they just start out like that. you know what i mean

[rraccoons]

do u ever play old video games and now with ur like adult brain get wayyy too into a certain character that u previously didnt super care for

[heartofftime]

am i doing this right

[meangirlnurse]

apparently at some point when my now-girlfriend and i were flirting with each other but not quite in a relationship, she asked me how i felt about pet names, to which i replied “well you have to call them something” 

[meangirlnurse]

the fact that i have managed to end up in a relationship is really testament to my girlfriend’s patience 

[meangirlnurse]

#your girlfriend is a moronsexual op

please don’t call my girlfriend a moron :( 

[meangirlnurse]

wait

[chessys]

What does foreplay have to do with a girl being wet? Why is that a man's responsibility? It's their vagina.. We can't control that...

please don’t have sex

[angelic-advisor]

Solid gold comedy.

[twiggered]

[tothearkmoved]

10-10-2009