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Shit Aaron Says.

@shit-aaron-says

Aaron is my boyfriend. He says ridiculous shit. I record it. People laugh.

17 posts

shit-aaron-says

Feb 1, 2013

If you think I'm hot, if you think I have a rockin' bod, then you'll do marching band.

#shit aaron says #aaron tries to convince me to march next year #but maybe i don't want to do the best in sight and sound #maybe i just want to be a fan #but no #you want me to march #ok #we'll see about that

shit-aaron-says

Jan 20, 2013

"I am the quing of the boobies."

#shit aaron says #my boobs apparently pop off at night #and attach themselves to him #all bow to quing aaron

shit-aaron-says

Jan 19, 2013

What if they (the vagina and the butthole) overlap? ENCROACHING TERRITORIES. WHAT IF THEY MAKE A NEW HOLE?! THAT'S HOW BLACK HOLES ARE MADE. ....WHY DID THAT GIVE ME A BONER?!

#shit aaron says #i just #i'm so done

shit-aaron-says

Jan 18, 2013

I thought it (his text post) would get a lot of notes. It involves food and feels. Everything Tumblr loves. I'm famous now. I have nine followers. Or ten. Maybe eleven.

#shit aaron says

shit-aaron-says

Dec 30, 2012

Liquid soup, liquid poop. It rhymes for a reason.

#shit aaron says #aaron talks poop #and soup

shit-aaron-says

Dec 23, 2012

Me: Man, I have the worst dark circles

Aaron: Like a sexy raccoon.

#shit aaron says #raccoon

shit-aaron-says

Dec 8, 2012

Aaron makes me a sandwich.

#shit aaron says #shit aaron does #sandwiches #sandwich art

shit-aaron-says

Dec 6, 2012

I won't be long (in the bathroom). I'm only about six- and a-half inches.

#shit Aaron says #Aaron is witty about his average penis size #or so he claims is average #idk he could be compensating

shit-aaron-says

Dec 2, 2012

Me: I want it to snow.

Aaron: I want it to rain donuts.

#shit aaron says #aaron talks about food #and precipitation

shit-aaron-says

Dec 2, 2012

What if instead of eyes, cats had two noses, & they could smell so well that they could SEE what they're smelling.

#shit aaron says #aaron nightblogs #he even admitted he was nightblogging

shit-aaron-says

Nov 30, 2012

What if semen had oreo bits in it?

shit-aaron-says

Nov 30, 2012

Aaron slides down the stairs.

#shit aaron says #also shit aaron does #River still loves him though

shit-aaron-says

Nov 30, 2012

Aaron: DAMMIT!

Me: WHAT.

Aaron: I forgot the extension cord!

Me: What the hell Aaron, you scared me to death. I thought something was wrong.

Aaron: What if I said, "Dammit! My anus blew out!" Clean up Aisle Megan's Room.

#shit aaron says #what the actual #i am so done with him

shit-aaron-says

Nov 30, 2012

Me: Aaron, calm your shit.

Aaron: Girl, my shit so calm, it's liquid.

shit-aaron-says

Nov 29, 2012

But what's the first two letters of your name? ME. Megan and ME.

shit-aaron-says

Nov 28, 2012

But I'm onions, Megan!

#shit aaron says #he's onions #he has many layers

shit-aaron-says

Nov 28, 2012

Me: Aaron, why are you laying over there? (he had gotten out from under the covers & was laying on the opposite end of the bed)

Aaron: Because I'm hot.

Me: (three minutes later) Aaron, why are you putting your sweater on.

Aaron: Because I'm cold.

Aaron: (two minutes later) Does that window open?

Me: I think so. Why?

Aaron: Because I'm hot.

#shit aaron says #he's hot #he's cold #he's yes #he's no

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