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Return of the Mystery Bathroom Liquid™

Also blue lives don't matter.

#text post #there's plenty of reasons to say that #but also they took our goddamn cat

They're making me wear a tie at work now and I feel like a corporate stooge. A regular 9-5 cronie. An absolute capitalist toadie. An utter buffoon.

#text post #i gotta pay bills tho #I'm not comfortable in ties

Today I had someone yelling at someone else in defense of me and I got emotional and scared because I don't think I've ever had anyone do that for me before. It was really jarring.

#text post #anxiety #what is happening

Such a good theme... And now it's been made better with lyrics. Good.

New fighters are also good, but what a strange choice to end on. I was waiting for Sakurai to say "just kidding"... But wouldn't making it a reality be the most Sakurai thing to do?

#nintendo #smash bros #super smash bros #text post

In this, our coming hour, we shall finally see the truth. Leaks, rumors, what have you. Now is the time to do or die. No matter what happens, this train has been one hell of a ride, and to it I say:

THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

#nintendo #smash bros #super smash bros #nintendo direct #text post

Clerk: "Eddie, you look like shit."

Me: "Hey, that's not fair, Tom Hardy just always looks a little fucked up."

#venom #venom movie #tom hardy #text post

I can't believe the Grinch made Christmas come earlier than Halloween this year. Thanks Grinch.

#super smash bros #smash bros #ssb #the grinch #grinch leak #text post

This is one of my favorite times of the year, because the frequency of things I can call "ghouls" increases.

#halloween #ghoul #spooky #text post