A Gran is Worth a Thousand Words @shit-amandagran-says - Tumblr Blog

What is happening right now?!? I was a cynical bitch an hour ago. Now I just wanna dance!

Amanda on the subject of emotions.

-in a sing song voice- Carne Asada friessss. The secret ingredient is people!

Amanda on the ingredients in Carne Asada fries.

Well. He seem to have a high threshold for pissed.

Amanda on the subject of anger.

I used to dress very 'Ambercrombie and Finch'.

Amanda on the subject of fashion.

I bet I could tell you what drugs I was doing when this hair was growing out. There's tests for that.

Amanda Gran on the subject of hair strand drug tests.

You might not know this, Natalia, but "Si" is Spanish for "yes".

Amanda Gran on the subject of linguistics.

Go ahead an throw that potato salad. My hair could use the mayonnaise.

Amanda Gran on the subject of food fights.

She looks like she's in a Klingon opera.

Amanda Gran on Natalia's hair

You're the real Shlim Sady

Amanda Gran

“The cat just Shawshanked the shit out of the hamster cage.”

Amanda Gran on how her hamster died when she was 11.

Amanda: WHY ARE YOU NOT ALL JUMPING UP TO HELP ME?

Shop: -working-

Amanda: #$%%#P(&U^%$^%$_CHAIR THROWING$%^$#OI^ -insert insanity here-

Shop: O.O -blink-

It's like a female desert.

Amanda Gran on how to pronounce "Deseret".

We'll be like sisters who hate each other.

Natalia quoting Amanda about how she feels about the two of them not working the same crew.

“I’m sorry you’re so insta-popular that the rest of us all insta-peasants can’t keep up with your insta-queenness.”

Amanda Gran on Natalia's popularity on Instagram

You can't live with them, and your parents would probably hate you if you killed them.

Amanda Gran on the subject of sisters.

The way they planned the streets in Georgia is like they just threw spaghetti at a map.

A Gran is Worth a Thousand Words