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•{Darling I'm a nightmare dressed like a day dream}• •{it's immortality my darlings}•

[shit-happens8]

Hiii Andrea I love you so much! ❤ please reply to me :)

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Hiii Andrea I love you so much please reply to me

[whats-goodmiley-deactivated2016]

MY FACE WHEN IM ABSOLUTELY OUTRAGED AT THE TOTAL LACK OF ACKNOWLEDGMENT FOR PERCY WEASLEY  IN THE MOVIES. 

[subsiding]

Me trying to flirt in class: “So what school do you go to”

[shit-happens8]

modern greek gods

zeus: spoiled rich kid that gets away with everything

poseidon: surfer dude

hades: just a simple banker trying to live his simple life

hera: suburban wine mom

apollo: stoner that plays wonderwall in a college campus quad

artemis: hardcore feminist and queer activist

dionysus: philosopher by day, hardcore partier by night

hestia: your grandma

aphrodite: tyra banks

ares: overly aggressive gamergate dudebro

hephaestus: under appreciated i.t. employee who fixes everything, probably actually the xkit guy

hermes: that one asshole who's always on his bluetooth

athena: hermione

demeter: little old lady who runs an organic produce stand at your local farmer's market but could 11/10 kick your ass

[shit-happens8]

people I call "dude."

male friends: dude

female friends: dude

cis friends: dude

queer friends: dude

trans friends: dude

my parents: dude

my boss: dude

the president: mr. dude

the queen: your dudeness

the pope: holy dude

people who dont want to be called dude because it makes them feel uncomfortable or dysphoric with unwanted connotations of gender associated with the word: pal

[deadmanswhiskey]

when you and a friend successfully tell a lie you planned out  

[buttalecki]

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

[lvnderbrwn-blog]

[lesbianbooradleypsued]

I do not have the power within me to not reblog this. 

[thefarfire-deactivated20150205]

Christ almighty

[the-sex-diariesxx-blog]

[sansastlark]

I found you in pieces you’d been torn apart A million one reasons to end before you start

But deep down I knew No matter what in the end, it’d be me and you

[shit-happens8]

Trying to act normal in school when inside I'm a socially awkward sociopath.

[shit-happens8]

[shit-happens8]

Bethyl

[chokocat]

[paramnesicdebris-blog-deactivat]

Happy Winter Solstice and Yule!!!

[mortisia]

Happy Winter Solstice and Yule everyone!!

[hollroden]