Megan is 1% human and 99% NSFW

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smh the instrumentals would take too long so i just did it without background music -__-

everyday brittany is homestuck every night tiffany always queefs all the time they’re working together under satan’s laws now they’re here setting boys on fire now they’re here shits bout to go down when they’re here disaster’s near we need to run and hide they do not care what is right they will stab those little bronies in the daylight they will fight until all the blood is shed and they really need to stop because my world is getting ruined all my life they have been a douchebag and they haven’t changed

here she comes piefoot, who loves yaoi by her side, lance who thirsts for zayn they will join brittany and tiffany to end the massacre now they’re here the force has gotten stronger now they’re here they are unstoppable now it’s clear disaster’s here we cannot run and hide they do not care what is right the feminazi’s (fuckd up) rage is blinding destroying everything in sight especially all the men even that is not enough they want something more amusing and at last they have finished killing now they start to blaze

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human beings in a mob

what’s a mob to a king

what’s a king to a god

what’s a god to a non-believer

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Gosh it disturbs me that Rose is not here She’s probably taking a dump Everyone here’d love to see how it is For yaois to learn how to hump

There’s no one in town as admired as Rose Her yaoi is a favorite sight Everyone knows her as the yaoi queen And it’s not very hard to see why

No one reads yaoi like Rose Watches yaoi like Rose No one has an obsession of yaoi like Rose For there’s no one in town half as yaoi Perfect, a pure paragon You can ask Prince Vegeta, Kakashi And they’ll tell you who drew a yaoi fan art of them

She is one special rose Yet so thorny a rose No one messes with her yaoi skills, and of course As a specimen yes, she’s intimidating My, what a yaoi, that Rose!

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her legs are wide open, so is her mouth we all know what she’s thinking about she wants to suck both the winchesters’ dicks

for years she’s dreamed of a dick too bomb why do all men have nasty balls finally she’s gettin one in her face

so there’s sam and dean and castiel (idk if i said that one right tbh idc) it is so unnatural why is she so ready for the sex

for the first time in forever she’ll be doing it all night for the first time in forever there’ll be cocks deep in her mouth

she’s usually high and sassy but she’s way deep in the zone for the first in forever she’s not doing it alone

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Alissa Do you wanna fuck a robot? I know you fucking do You keep posting ‘bout the yaoi game You are insane Go eat a poo You keep blocking me on twitter You M.R.A. And you never tell me why But you wanna fuck a robot That one clear gay ass robot Piefoot stop

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Your bepis soft, Don’t know what for, Your Zayn’s a whore and I am so su-ure, Don’t need a cup, To cover up, The way that your bepis is sticking up, Everyone else can see your donger, Everyone else but you, Baby you harden my bepis like nobody else, The way that you reblog Zayn gifs gets me overwhelmed, And when you write No Disney it ain’t hard to tell, You don’t know, Oh, oh, That it raises my donger, If only you saw what I can see, You’d understand why I’d unfollow you in a heartbeat, Right now I’m seeing your blog and I can’t believe, You don’t know, Oh, oh, That’s what makes my bepis hard, Oh, oh, That’s what makes my bepis hard

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((LE SPECIAL THANKS TO Roddy McStew FOR LE EVERYTHING))

*the devil mouthing words*

Maybe it’s what she reblogged  and the way she tags her selfies  Never seen her twerking, though  but her farts are far more telling

I said “Baby, I think it stinks in here”  She said “I will fart until you scream” 

It was Piefoot night, we saw Clear sucking dick  Then the Once-ler starts, and she yiffed crazily  We roleplayed but I know that I won’t forget her  ‘Cause we yiffed all night and she was a neko 

I think she went oh oh oh  I think I went yeah yeah yeah  I think it goes…

Then I went to Jasmine’s blog I got scared at her tagged Vernon Tiffany was radical Twilight Sparkle and Vegeta

I thought “Maybe Rose will yaoi me” but I found Naruto and tons of dicks.

It was Piefoot night, we saw Clear sucking dick  Then the Once-ler starts, and she yiffed crazily  We roleplayed but I know that I won’t forget her  ‘Cause we yiffed all night and she was a neko

*satanic ritual being performed*

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her name is tiffany, here she comes, she’s wearing crocs praying in church for something to suck chocolates and candies are all in her stock but all of those are not enough

to the club, there she goes hoping to yiff looking around for a target that’s weak dancing and twerking in a sacred square in the frosty air

it’s a dark time and a bad time for all the nasty men it’s their last time for a fun time a feminazi’s here to end their days when she’s done she buried all of the dead bodies but preserved all the cocks and froze them to turn them to a holiday treat it’s a jingle bell cock

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me trying to say "it's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake" fast

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I had a dream Sandy gave Patrick a bj and then some dude showed me his puppies. And I was late for high school.

who writes my fucking dreams

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Lancita’s queuing on Tumblr tonight And Alissa is a meme They’ll bring us mass destruction  And they think that they’re the queen The wind is blowing and they’re coming here inside With the yaoi games and the zayns combined Don’t let them in, don’t let them see They are bad girls and they will always be Conceal, don’t feel, don’t let them know Cuz if they know They will not let you go They won’t stop until you scream some more Try to run, Run and hide Else One direction will consume your mind They don’t care, you are simply a prey Let the storm rage on ＹＯＵＲ ＳＣＲＥＡＭＳ ＮＥＶＥＲ ＢＯＴＨＥＲＥＤ ＴＨＥＭ ＡＮＹＷＡＹ

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one the 12th day of christmas the devil gave to me

12 megan poopin

11 jasmine twerkin

10 tiff a yiffin

9 ghetto screamin

8 ginger suckin

7 pies a bakin

6 shota wes

5 HOMESTUCK MESS

4 thirsty lance

3 moose queens

2 yaoi rose

and a whole group of idiotic nerds

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im gonna make a song again i htink

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Every Rose has its thorns (Yaoi).

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i had to shit in a bag omfg

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"I can't poop if I'm laughing"