😘

16 year old from Melbourne. I usually follow back :) |-/

[long-ago-1234567890]

[tastefullyoffensive]

We deserve this. (via whack_)

[badass-siobhan]

clavid:

on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine

On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.

[clavid]

one crack cocaine

[thoughtkiller]

hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please

[janebuzjane]

debit or credit

[brie3po]

I actually have a gift card

[metalbatteryzone]

[shittyidea]

Shut down Club Penguin

[thebestoftumbling]

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

I’ve been ignoring chain mail for years and I haven’t been killed even a single time. what a ripoff

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

what armour r u wearing

[soapsy-deactivated20170822]

wait

[writing-prompt-s]

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

[asom-broso]

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up

[shittyidea]

Make airbags and seat belts illegal so everyone drives more carefully

[dreamygorl-remade-deactivated20]

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

[pebleeee-deactivated20151227]

did i actually save or did i imagine it? better save eleven more times

[weloveshortvideos]

he peed on the laptop

[meowie]

[herspanic]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

mutuals do this it's really fun

help me

[iconic--soul]

Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

theres an episode where monica catches chandler watching porn so he changes the channel to a shark documentary but he still has a boner so monica tries to do shark things next time they sleep together and if that isnt romance i dont know what is you know

[languageoclock]

if you ever feel sad just change your system language to Dutch

[necrxmenace]

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