shit-slonker

best shitposter outta Booger Hook, PA since 1998

[mercurys-in-retrograde]

Immitation crab is the sincerest form of flattery crab

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new knuckle tattoo idea

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my co-worker said this would make an excellent tramp stamp

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gen-x'ers hate everything except their beloved r-slur

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the state bird of Ohio is an American built sedan from between 1995 and 2015 with a push lawnmower hanging out the open trunk (might be half-ass bungee-corded)

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swamp thing bog naturals

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the Eucharist is Jesus's foodsona

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we (humans) are too godpilled

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sometimes the whole world is bastards

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most men are just one florida away from being florida man

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"flavors" is absolutely wild

dance across my tongue, boy

[embrassant-le-ciel]

sometimes an egg cracks so stupidly that I think, "Damn, I'm glad you didn't get to be a chicken."

[cryptotheism]

You should get to pay extra to fuck around with the dentists mouth

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start referring to the daughters of conservatives as "DEI births" to their parents' faces

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idea: stand-up comedy venue that is also an active crematorium, called the comedy crematorium

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all hail the hyper-dense nutrient puck

[shit-slonker]

i was born dumb but i'll die stupid

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ACAB doesn't include police dogs imo because they are corrupted by humans, but ACAB 1000% includes police horses because they are ontologically evil from the get-go.