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working with kids and one of them says āyou know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?ā and another goes āno no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuffā and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent
Those numbers suggest Georg is currently eating an average of over 769 thousand spiders per second
I miss when ads were a single click and then theyāre gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesnāt even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.
I hate advertising. I hate that you canāt do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that thereās nothing I can do about it.
pregnant lesbians. rb if you agree
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I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything
Sapphics who don't like fat girls are so weird to me. You're supposed to like girl. Why wouldn't you want more girl per girl
I have faith this post will be seen by exactly who it needs to
idk the older i get the less i give a fuck about being fat or thin i just want to eat good and dress well and hang out with my friends and make something with my own two hands it doesnāt really matter what my body looks like anymore as long as iām using it to live my life like itās my only shot at it
God forbid a girl just wants to be a little bit of a whore for another girl sometimes ššš
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Since itās Spotify Wrapped season I thought Iād share this reminder that streaming services are killing the music industry. Musicians canāt make a living like this. If you love an artist, find them on Bandcamp and actually buy their albums.
Reminder: This friday (December 5th) is Bandcamp Friday! That means 100% of the proceeds from album sales on Bandcamp go directly to the artists you buy from.
Have you thought about going all out with the gaining until the new year, and then you can start a new years resolution to lose some weight? It would be so hot to see how much you can pack on in just 2 months, don't you think?
oh please don't tempt me... we all know how that goes šš I mean, this thing is already touching the bed š„“
God, I can't believe I used to be skinny š
Gonna pop the button of those pants? It looks like youāre gonna explode out of the with how tight they are.
I popped those pants already ā¦
I wish I could say that this āconfessionā surprises me at all.
However, we both know that it does not. At all, in the least. In fact, I would have been surprised if this wasnāt the fact of your current situation.
See, youāre more and more aware of your downfall with us, here. But Iām sure there is still that public presenting part of yourself that is still in denial. You have that little bit left that thinks āIām not that fatā¦ā you trail off, eating your third dinner.
Itās laughable. You are that fat. You are undeniably that fucking fattened. Look at your fucking wardrobe! Look at all the rolls and stretch marks. You are ballooning. You are getting these huge orders and masking that itās not just for you. That should tell you everything!
Maybe itās fun for you? This bit of denial? Iām not sure. It kind of entertains me but I also want to see what happens when you finish admitting it. When you finally come to terms with what a greedy sow youāve become.
Is there another level of unhinged hedonism left to unlock in you? Is there some full form of depravity that comes out? I donāt know. Iām certainly waiting. Itās like the ultimate loot crate.
Either way, you can try to deny it all you want but I know you feel that heavy gut in your lap. I know you can sense how wide and heavy you keep getting. You have to carry every calorie on your fattening frame. Every lustful, sinful, gluttony filled moment rests on your fattening body. Your double chins shivering, fat cheeks puffed out as you cram more grease into your mouth. Thick thighs juggling as you wiggle widened hips in delight from the fat, grease, and salt.
As always, you are a far gone greedy girl who will stop at nothing for the next binge and continue to pack on the lard while being clueless and cute.
Eat up, fatty.
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I like and appreciate the anthropological bent you have taken here. āWhat will she do next? How deep does all this go? The evidence suggestsā¦ā This just made me grin. As a reward and affirmation for that, hereās a comparison I made. Five-ish years ago versus yesterday. After Iād pounded back late afternoon McDonaldās for an hour in my car because I wasnāt doing what my feeder asked me to so he said I couldnāt leave the parking lot until Iād finished $25 worth of it. Yes, readers, I finished it all. And couldāve had more. Maybe Iām in denial. But Iām not THAT bigā¦ right?
So this before and after doesnāt get lost under the cut, Iām rebloggin. LOOK AT MEEEE
groping fat tummy through a dress WILL get you into heaven
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I have so much appreciation for bellies in tight dresses/high waisted skirts. Seeing the fabric stretch across your belly, leaving very little to the imagination as it hugs all your curves, is so hot. I wanted to use a more creative word than hot, but I couldnāt think of a more apt descriptor. Just drives me crazy a little bit.
