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imagine asking gabriel out and he calls you a faggot ans starts beating you with rocks

GHAHHGHAHGHH????????

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #WGHHHAHHHHAHA?????

imagine a ferryman tripping and falling off the whole ferry

imagine mirage trying to mow the lawn but she's kind of out of shape and also weak as shit so she can't even the lawnmower going

#ultrakill #mirage ultrakill

imagine ferryman collecting various consumerist bullshit from earth like trolls and care bears

#ultrakill #ferryman ultrakill

imagine babysitting v1 but its like an actual baby you gotta rock it in a crib and bottle feed it blood

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill

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imagine V1 accidentally inputs the konami code in its sleep and wakes up with cheats enabled

this happened to me actually

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they call that a nocturnal emission

#dont say that 😭

imagine playing poker with v1 but it goes all in on every turn and just loses so badly

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill

Imagine V1 patting Gabriel on the head but it makes the half life crowbar noise and its so loud and Gabriel's brain is bouncing around in her skull and she's like "V1 stop I'm gonna get a concussion" and V1 goes "nuh uh"

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#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill

filth but you poke two individual feathers into their sides and they are able to fly perfectly

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#ultrakill #filth ultrakill

imagine V1 accidentally inputs the konami code in its sleep and wakes up with cheats enabled

this happened to me actually

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill

imagine when v1 and v2 meet up in hell they friend each other on myspace with their equally shitty emo pages before fighting

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #v2 ultrakill

V1 with a gyroscope of some sorts. You can pick them up, shake them and their head will stay in one place. Like a chicken....

like a chicken....

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill

v1 taking a nap on the bedrooms in ferryma’s ship. that’s it bro is sleepy. free my bot it didn’t do nothing

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#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #sooo tired

imagine sisyphus prime being constantly swarmed by moths like a lightbulb

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#ultrakill #sisyphus ultrakill

i broke my phone srry for the lack of posts. more will come soon its ok. but one of you owe me 175 dollars

imagine v1 making out with Gabe sloppystyle but it has to change positions every 5 seconds or else it loses the fresh bonus and gets a B rank

yeah ok ill accept that

#ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill

Imagine a Ferryman sitting down for ages and their bones getting all sore and stiff and creaky

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#ultrakill #ferryman ultrakill

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